Latest Posts by bottles-with-caps - Page 2
Sometimes i forget Bad is an artist
my gender is whatever the bit requires
i love badlands lore. they are arguing. there are supernatural forces beyond human comprehension at play. they are still arguing. everybody is mentally ill and making morally questionable decisions. sam is showing off his dumpy. they are STILL arguing
GUYS GUYS GUYS
IF I SPEAK. I'M IN TROUBLE.
Why did all my favourite Netflix shows get cancelled and why am I just finding out now
heretic (complimentary)
Exploding in the kiln on purpose for attention
Takes me like fifteen business days to watch one 30 minute episode of a Netflix show and it takes me 10 minutes to watch a 3 hour YouTube video essay.
Thank you sm for the tag !!!! :)
@aloha-from-angel @a-map-of-gays @we-are-the-expendable @missfalcon
In love with this picrew haha
Let’s start a chain!
This is my oc, no copying!
Tagging: @lady-hunkyhair @myminddefiesreality @crazedfangirl14 @bleeding-letters @bonker-bananas @callas-pancake-tree @justanotherkeefefan @vulpineslair
we need a dress-up game with dreamSMP characters
(some) DSMP characters as types of figures of speech
all figures of speech and their definitions taken directly from the wikipedia page for figures of speech
DREAM - PARADIASTOLE: Extenuating a vice in order to flatter or soothe
CALLAHAN - ELLIPSIS: Omission of words
AWESAMDUDE - ANTONOMASIA: Substitution of a proper name for a phrase or vice versa
BADBOYHALO - OXYMORON: Using two terms together that normally contradict each other
TOMMY - PARRHESIA: Speaking openly or boldly in a situation where it is unexpected
PUNZ - PUN: When a word or phrase is used in two or more different senses
WILBUR - ENJAMBMENT: Incomplete sentences at the end of lines in poetry
SCHLATT - ANTI-CLIMAX: When expectations are raised, everything is built-up, and then suddenly something boring or disappointing happens
SKEPPY - HYPERBATON: Words that naturally belong together separated from each other for emphasis or effect
ERET - EPANORTHOSIS: Immediate and emphatic self-correction
TECHNOBLADE - METAPHOR: An implied comparison between two things, attributing the properties of one thing to another that it does not literally possess
ANTFROST - APOSTROPHE: Directing the attention away from the audience to an absent third party, often in the form of a personified abstraction or inanimate object
CAPTAIN PUFFY - MEIOSIS: Use of understatement, usually to diminish the importance of something
RANBOO - ANTITHESIS: Juxtaposition of opposing or contrasting ideas
FOOLISH - ARCHAISM: Use of an obsolete, archaic word
HANNAH - PATHETIC FALLACY: Ascribing human conduct and feelings to nature
SLIMECICLE - ONOMATOPOEIA: Word that imitates a real sound
if antfrost’s name was untfrost instead, then his DSMP character would be called c!untfrost and then people who don’t add the exclamation points would call him cuntfrost and it would be awesome
Also to navigate my blog pls just go by tags cause everything is so out of wack
Please follow me on my alt, @vacant23 if you wanna
No cause what the hell
legit sitting here jaw on the floor
My mother just called my sister a Muffin head what timeline am i living in
Would anyone be interested in seeing any fanfic ? I might start writing on Ao3 when I get the motivation to
Would anyone be interested in seeing any fanfic ? I might start writing on Ao3 when I get the motivation to
Yall are so lucky i can't draw or i would draw so many cursed things to subject people to
I just listened to a kid talking about how he shoved his hand in a toilet while wearing a Minecraft costume and I've never been more ashamed to be a dsmp fan /j
Bad: I will say, I always language Skeppy, he always gets the language. Just because he should know better, so...
Puffy: He should, he should.
Bad: And Sapnap! I try and always language him. I try and be a good role model for him, so... I throw a language at him. I’m really fond of Sapnap, the more I like somebody, the more I language them.
Michael McChill joining the smp and immediately trying to get caught up on lore when the other ccs don't even know their own lore is the funniest thing
Not so cool theory i hope doesn't come true : after the eggpire gets de-egged someone will suggest putting C!Bad/the other eggpire members in the prison