GUYS GUYS GUYS

"Slowed down" this and "sped up" that just say nightcore and daycore you cowards

gender “neutral”? what the fuck is that? its gender hostile. someone misgenders you? makes fun of your clothes? punch them. stab them. kill them. its a free country.

Rb if you pinky promise not to join Tumblr+ and won’t hide your content behind a paywall

c!ponk believes in the four humors

im scared to talk to 100% of my mutuals for fear of rejection and also lack of ability to hold a conversation so if we;ve ever talked and i leave ya hangin kno its cause!! im shy!!!!!! n if we havent kNOW THAT I WANT TO IM JUST!!!!!! S H Y !!!!!!!!!!

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

reblog for a group of crows to choose you as their leader and follow you around every waking moment

just know if i could crawl on the ceiling on all fours i would

Millard is trans idk what anyone says

“How do you defeat something which you cannot kill? How, how do you defeat something that cannot die? It’s simple…You take away things that it cherishes, one by one, until it wishes that it was dead. 

That’s how you kill an unkillable god: 

By making it want to die.”

- BadBoyHalo, on having his house moved to Ohio