Why People Do This?

oH MY FUCKING GOD I LOST HIM!!! I LOST JOHNATHAN!!!!!!!!

Hi everyone I would like you to meet my new friend, Johnathan.

He is a baby rollie pollie and I love him.

This shit is so cursed, but for some reason I love it.

Does anyone remember how fire this game was?

Does anyone even remember this game at all?

I'm back from war.

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Me: Mom, I'm transgender. It means I want to be a man and would like to be known as one from now on.

My Mom: What does that even MeAn?

mothers are like *intentionally misinterprets your words*

My friend and I discussing the future of America.

Stranger: Wow, you're so pretty.

Me: Aww, thanks.

My friend, who I have a crush on and I don't know how to deal with it: Wow, you're so pretty.

Me who has no idea how to flirt and is blushing profusely: What? How dare you?