Stranger: Wow, You're So Pretty.

Sometimes I use my blanket as a pillow and my pillow as a blanket because I just don't care anymore.

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

The original simps were the squirrels in Candace’s pants

Does anyone remember how fire this game was?

Does anyone even remember this game at all?

Me: Mom, I'm transgender. It means I want to be a man and would like to be known as one from now on.

My Mom: What does that even MeAn?

mothers are like *intentionally misinterprets your words*

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