Latest Posts by bo0ngus - Page 3
This was something I made when in the early stages of my Star Wars addiction
and I found it
and I want
you guys
to enjoy it
..please.
Happy snowy season you hoes
PRIME EXAMPLE EVERYONE
IM PRETTY SURE HE HAS 90% OF THE INGREDIENTS
Some of the men yall tag as dilfs are SHAMEFUL. I was looking for dilf memes (it is not important why) and all I see is a parade of rosy-cheeked unblemished dandy men. Slapping a beard on a 26 year old in a suit is not a dilf, you are besmirching the title. There is a recipe, a Dilf Recipe. You do not need all these ingredients but you must have AT LEAST three: a child/ward/apprentice of some sort, crows feet, laugh lines/frown lines, sun damage, gray hairs, dark circles, Depression, intriguing battle scars/injuries/missing limb, Divorced, body hair, a look in the eyes that screams for A Moment of Relief, etc etc. Like the bar is low. Ben Barnes is not a Dilf. Harry Styles with 5 o’clock shadow is not a dilf. TIMMY CHARDONNAY IS NOT A DILF. You are all WEAK your blood is WEAK put that man BACK IN THE OVEN UNTIL HES DONE THESE DUDES ARENT AL DENTE THEY ARE CRUNCHY AND DUNKED IN WATER PUT THEM BACK LET THEM COOK
Y’all
Saw this car omw to school..
Does-
Does this count as a skyride??
Hey-
Hey guys
…. It’s Snowbi-wan.
Luke: fergie taught me how to spell glamris
Leia: are you sure
MY DAD JUST CALLED ANAKIN A FUCKTROPHY I-
GONNA THROW UP IM CRYING
My dad just compared being trans to, and I quote, “if I were to say I was a working man in a bank robbers body, and went and robbed banks.”
How-
What the ever living fuck does someone say to that??
Bless my wonderful grandma for raising my mom to be the accepting lady she is or Id be throwing myself under a freight train right about now :)
🌸 Heres another one
🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today
I do and I love them cus they remind me of Palpatines lighting power from ROTS and I think that's cool :)
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS
This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.
OH OH I GOT ANOTHER ONE
DRAC AND JOHNNY
girl….can we just have one platonic relationship between an older gay character and a younger gay character please s'il vous plaît por favor
These wish suggestions on Instagram are getting a little too close to the truth-
So true bestie
Idek what I want but I want it please
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
Thanks bud I'm at the hospital rn so I hope so too
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
I've decided to make a contribution
uhhh honey? your poor little meow meow just committed murder
This video keeps me awake at night
One of us is setting something on fire. Whether it'd be on accident or not, really depends on the week.
your tumblr icon is now your roommate, how's everything? :)
Did he kill many people? Sure. Did he hurt my beloved, padme Amidala?? Yes. Would I let him do the very same to me??? Of course.
Like/Reblog this if you DON'T hate Anakin Skywalker
please do this, i really want to know how many people don’t actually despise him
Sam my beloved 💖💖
sam wilson deserves better
I apologize in advance..for the people who followed me for star wars.. and now see these fuckers floating around my blog. I JUST. MMMM MENTALLY DAMAGED CHARACTERS BON APPETIT
This made me unnecessarily emotional-
Why Don’t We Collide The Spaces That Divide Us
For writer wednesday @autumnleaves1991-blog @clydesducktape
Pairing: Harold Lauder x gender neutral reader
Warnings: fluffy fluff fluff, maybe a passing glimpse of angst
A/N: I don’t know what I’m doing. Just fucking canon because I want to. Also, hey look @peachyteague I did it! Title from Superposition by Young the Giant. Things I had to Google while writing this: how to spell melancholy, what a lifeguard hut was, what makes blood clot, how to spell misinterpreted.
You would think for all the traveling he’d done since the world went to shit, Harold wouldn’t look as pale as the sand he’s sitting on.
It’s on the West coast somewhere, he probably told you at some point exactly where but it doesn’t seem to matter to your mind like it does to his. That’s alright though, you trust Harold to lead you in the right direction like he trusts you to help him navigate whatever this is between you and him.
The afternoon sun isn’t quite high enough yet to be blinding and the thin clouds cast everything in a shade of monotone that whispers of melancholy while the chipped pale pink and blue paint of the lifeguard hut you stand on speaks a bit louder. Of something brighter.
Keep reading
I'm exposing my whore self but that's okay because her work is always really well written and you should check her out please🥺💖
Oh christ I've never done an ask before and I completely understand if you dont have time to write this.. but I just found your page recently and honestly got so lost I didnt realize it was 5am till the sun started shining and stuff- anyways!! I was wondering if you could maybe write a longer version of the Daddy Anakin with a innocence kink? The lil blurb you wrote was so good🥺💖
Hi sweetheart! I don’t really write long fics. Because I’m not good at it lol. BUT I thought I would write another little blurb for you.
You were sat on his lap on the couch in your shared apartment, watching some holovids. He had one arm wrapped around your waist and the other was gripping your thigh, his thumb running soft circles on the sensitive skin. It was distracting, and you knew that he knew what he was doing. It was subtle. But that didn't mean that it wasn't working you up.
When he pushes his hand just slightly between your thighs, you let out a breathy whimper. And when he lets his thumb brush over your covered slit, you can't help but squirm in his lap. He pushes harder against your clit, rubbing slow, but firm circles. "A-Ani..." He halts his movements for just a moment, letting out a deep chuckle when you raise your hips to chase the friction. "What is it, sweet girl?"
He grips your thigh to hold you in place once you start grinding down against him. "Please? P-please Ani?" He lets his hand trace over the waist band of your panties, pulling them back and letting them snap against your skin. He lets out a quiet hum when you gasp, "You want me to keep touching you?" "Y-yes! please?" He places a sweet kiss to your cheek, pulling away to watch you carefully as he strips you of your underwear. He moves your legs to rest over his, spreading you open so he has access to your core. He runs his middle, and ring finger through your folds to gather your slick, hissing through his teeth. You let out a desperate whimper when he begins to circle your clit.
"I know, darling. I've got you." You let your head fall back to rest against his shoulder, turning your head so you can press a sloppy kiss to the skin on his neck. "F- thank y-you. Thank you so much Ani- it feels so good." Anakin shushes you quietly, pressing a kiss to your temple and he lets two of his fingers press into your entrance. He lays his free hand against your lower stomach to keep you from squirming when he sets a brutal pace with his fingers. Your hand shoots down to grip tightly at his wrist, not moving to pull it away, just to hold onto as you force yourself to keep your thighs spread.
His palm grinds deliciously against your clit, and it has you whining out desperately as you try to hold back your impending orgasm. He seems to take notice of this and curls his fingers up harder. "A-Ani I- Please-" Before you can finish your sentence our orgasm rips through your body. Your thighs clench tightly around Anakin's hand as he coos soft praises in your ear. "There's my girl. You're doing so good baby, look at you go."
He slows the pumping of his fingers, letting his palm grind against you softly until you let your thighs fall open again. He pulls his hand away, bringing his fingers up to his mouth to clean them of your juices. When he notices the tremble in your thighs and the tears staining your cheeks he lets out a soft sigh, wiping any stray tears off your skin and pressing a soft kiss against your lips before letting his hands rub soothing circles against your thighs.
You let out a soft whimper against his lips, pulling away to rest your head in the crook of his neck as you try to catch your breath. He lets his free hand trail beneath your shirt, stroking along your spine as he peppers kisses on your forehead and cheeks. When you whine out a soft "D-daddy?" his heart melts, and he pulls you in closer to him. "I know, baby. I know. You did so well for me."
IDK IF THIS HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE BUT IVE BEEN CRYING OVER THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES CHRIST
I'm too fuckin superstitious to not reblog this
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
This made me lose my fuckin shit-
