meelo definitely has more game than his grandfather…
t'challa: we’re stuck in this God knows where universe how are you not worried
peter: she will find me anyways
shuri: who
duolingo owl with glowing red eyes tearing through the fabric of the soul realm reality: HOLA MADREFUCKER DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA
I need a fic
Amazing Spider-man №524
Do you ever cry because you’re just so happy that Tony Stark exists
Tony, absentmindedly singing as he works because he’s on his fifteenth cup of coffee and -12th hour of sleep: Mama... just killed a man
Stephen, mumbling along from where he’s hovering above the sofa upside down reading a book: Put a gun against his head pulled my trigger now he’s dead
Peter, from the ceiling: Mama... life had just begun but now I’ve gone and thrown it all away
Harley, dropping to his knees and dramatically screaming: M A M A-
Everyone mumbling halfheartedly: OooOOooh-
Harley: DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY IF IM NOT BACK AGIAN THIS TIME TOMORROW
Peter, as he stares into the void: Carry on carry on
Everyone, muttering: As if nothing really matters
Rhodey, who just walked in the room: What the fresh f u c k
Good Omens S2 managed to do something no other show I've see ever do. Write S2 exactly like a fanfic.
Sapphic side characters with a coffee shop involved? Check.
Amnesia? Check.
Side popular ship that becomes canon despite the fact that nobody ever thought it actually would? Check.
Dancing ball scene? Check.
Mischievous match making by main ship? Check.
Character B pours their heart out to Character A and confesses their love and kisses them like there's no tomorrow? Check.
Character A confesses their love back?
Oh.
*Tfatws spoilers*
Okay so I need to rant
First of all that suit looks dope as hell
And Sharon is the power broker
-kind of expected but still shocking
That man thanking Bucky and him just staring in disbelief like,,, baby 🥺
Sam‘s speech made me ugly cry and after that I couldn’t stop
I’m so proud of Captain America
And Isiah Bradley deserves the fucking world
Bucky talking to Uri
The last shot where Sam and Bucky where walking away and Sam had his arm around Bucky’s shoulder #sambucky for the win
And then the post credit scene,,,,
aunt Peggy’s gonna come back and kick your ass istg
Now I’m ready for a second season
Phil Coulson is turning over in his grave right now
on the first day of christmas, dumbledore gave to me
a secret passage under a tree
Although I like how the bathroom-fight in HBP turned out I always wondered how everything would have gone if it wasn’t Harry that had walked in:
Draco heard the door open, he quickly turned around, wand positioned. His eyes were red and puffy and his cheeks were stained with tears. He gasped when he saw who had just walked in. From all the people he thought it could’ve been, from Potter to some second year that just had to go to the bathroom, this was not who he had expected in the least. In the doorway stood a little startled Minerva McGonall. Draco was quickly trying to wipe away the tears, but that didn’t help much. Then he immediately stopped when a clear voice rang through the room. “Mister Malfoy, what’s wrong?” He felt stunned. He suddenly forgot how to speak and tried to mutter something about how he was fine, but the woman didn’t give up. It pained her that a boy, a student of hers, was being hurt this bad. “Mister Malfoy, I can see when someone is ‘fine’ and this certainly isn’t the case.” And with that Draco just gave up. He gave up trying to hide his emotions, he gave up trying to keep his secrets, he gave up being strong, because if anything, he has never felt weaker. So he started talking, you could almost call it yelling, but he didn’t have the energy to yell. He told her about his dark mark and that he was a death eater, he told her about making fun of the golden trio, he told her about Voldemort living in his house and he told her about his mission to kill Dumbledore. After he was done ranting he was out of breath and fell to the floor. He sat in a fetal position with his knees to his chest and his face in his hands. He couldn’t bare to look at the professor knowing that he would probably be expelled after this. Minerva was still shocked by the information she just got. However, this was not what her mind was with. She was actually thinking of how this broken boy reminded her of someone. Someone who also had troubles at home, a rather abusive and unsupportive family and had followed Lord Voldemort. That person had became a death eater and as soon as he realised what he had done, the mistake that he had made, he had came to her. The boy that Draco reminded her of, was none other than Regulus Black. He had followed the wrong side and regretted it. But she hadn’t been able to save him. She is able to save the boy in front of her. Draco, who was still crying and waiting for the storm, wondering why it didn’t come, was startled when he felt a hand on his shoulder. He looked up and through his tears he saw professor McGonagall standing over him with a small, sad smile. He dried his eyes a little, confused to why she wasn’t getting angry with him. She then spoke. “Come to my office, we have to talk about this, I’m going to help you.” He processed this and the slowly nodded his head, stunned that he wasn’t packing yet. He did one last attempt to dry his tears and then Minerva removed he hand to give him some space. He slowly stood up and grabbed his bag. Then he followed the lady towards her office, wondering what would happen next.