Why Nobody Remembers This Wonderful Irondad Time

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Black Widow Post-Credit Scene (what I want)

It’s the year 2014 after Ultron.

It happens before Thor disappears to Space.

Natasha is still upset that Bruce left her when something shiny catches her eye.

It’s Mijolnir.

She walks over to it, curious. Curious because she was the only one who hasn’t tried to pick it up.

She goes over to it, her hands ghosting over the hammer. She takes a deep breath and says “fuck it”

She picks up with the hammer, with surprisingly ease. She’s worthy. Natasha Romanoff is worthy.

She’s staring at the wall. Not because she misses Bruce but because she never thought she was worthy.

She decides to keep it a secret. She’s a human, she doesn’t want all that ‘power’ nonsense.

“You wanna keep staring at the wall, or do you wanna go to work? I mean, it’s a pretty interesting wall.”

Natasha snaps out of her thoughts, now looking at Steve. “I thought you and Tony were still gazing into each other’s eyes.”

Mother’s Day

Minerva McGonagall was sitting in her office. She had just given detention to the one and only Weasley twins. The Weasley twins, she never thought she would have such trouble makers again since The Marauders. An owl flew through her window with the Daily Prophet. Minerva put 1 Knut in the little bag on the owl’s paw. She rolled the Prophet open and on the front page was a picture of Sirius Black. The sweet boy she once knew, or she thought she knew. Sirius Black, the troublemaker of the year, she had so many good memories of that boy. All the detentions she had given him, the times the Marauders pranked the Slytherins. Sometimes she laughed at their pranks and they would take that as a victory. Mysteriously those trouble makers had wormed their way in to Minerva’s heart, no matter how hard she tried to stop it, it hadn’t worked. Looking back at the paper, she started thinking. She couldn’t believe Sirius would do something so horrible, she had always thought of him as a hard working, brave, mischievous and good friend. She hadn’t expected this, she didn’t believe it. He could not have killed his best friend, the father of little Harry Potter who now had no longer parents and lived with his aunt and uncle.   She threw the newspaper in her trash can, not wanting to see the boy she loved as her own, in his prisoner clothes. The whole castle was awake by now. Sirius Black had found his way into the Gryffindor common room, or so Ron Weasley said. Minerva was searching in her hallway for the Black boy. In this hallway was her own bedroom as well. She was looking in one of the classrooms, but there was no trace of Black. She was about to walk away, when she saw a calendar. It was the 12th of May, Mother’s day. Sometimes Minerva wished she could have been a mother, have a child of her own. Looking away fast, she left the room. Minerva was tired after looking through the whole hallway, classroom after classroom. But she still had to be up all night. The last room she had to check was her bedroom. Opening the door, she saw a basket on her bed. She walked towards it, there was a note next to the basket: I’m sorry for all the Mother’s days I have missed. This is for the best mother anyone could ask for. Thank you Minnie. - your son

Minerva was now certain that Sirius Black was in the castle, because no one called her Minnie besides him. Minerva was beyond happy, because she realised something. The boy saw her as his mother, and so do many other students.

tony yeeted himself into space for his son who was having oxygen deprivation and now pepper has to yeet herself into space for her husband who’s having oxygen deprivation and that’s how i love you’s are said in the iron family

Tom Holland and the cast improvised the scene where they say goodbye to Tony Stark. When they filmed the scene with Robert Downey Jr. there was no script, there were only Kein Feige, The Russo Brothers, Gwyneth Paltrow and Don Cheadle on the scene and they were told what would happen and everyone started to improvise !

all these stories about how the modern day dionysian ritual is going out and murdering someone in the woods…the true modern day dionysian ritual is drunkenly going to taco bell at 3 am and i dare anyone to tell me otherwise

I recognize that canon has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it and indulge myself in fanfic

this move gave me major *german male over 40* vibes

like,,, that just gave me flashbacks to every Schützenfest I’ve ever been to

Absolutely a sucker for the “ARE YOU HURT” once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused “I’m fine” from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins