(Shadow And Rouge Hanging Out On Some Rooftop, Laying Down, Looking Up At The Stars)

Kipo: Hey is anyone d-

Wolf: Distressed?

Benson: Delusional?

Hugo: Dead inside?

Wolf: Down for murder?

Benson: Disappointed with life?

Hugo: Depressed?

Kipo: Done with their work—what is wrong with you all??

Gaz, high on painkillers: Did you know…

Gaz: Did you know that when you pet a cat…

Gaz: The cat is more cat-

Gaz: B-

Gaz: … 🫥

Gaz: Because you’re catting the pat-

Ghost, tasked to watch him: 🤨

Gaz: And the cat feels so the cat act…

Gaz: And that’s why the cat is 😃👍🏾

Gaz: *passes out*

Alejandro: Let’s fight. I’m in a shitty ass mood right now.

Rudy: About what?

Alejandro: I don’t know. What’s your favorite animal?

Rudy: …cheetahs?

Alejandro: Fuck cheetahs.

*More Sonic Characters Phone Convos*

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Rouge🧡: Hey

Rouge🧡: Can I call you?

You (Shadow): You can.

Rouge🧡: [MISSED CALL]

Rouge🧡: You didn't pick up?!

You (Shadow): I didn't say I'd pick up.

Gaz: Ohhh, I bet you Ghost took my saaaw.

—

Gaz, grabbing the saw from Ghost: 🖕🏾🙂

Ghost: 😐❔ *Gaz walks away*

—

Gaz, talking like he’s on The Office: Ghost and I are friends 😌

Gaz: We only hate each other at work.

Kipo: Hey is anyone d-

Wolf: Distressed?

Benson: Delusional?

Hugo: Dead inside?

Wolf: Down for murder?

Benson: Disappointed with life?

Hugo: Depressed?

Kipo: Done with their work—what is wrong with you all??

Price: Ever realize how humans cut down bird houses to make birdhouses?

Price: Like, humans cut down trees to make birdhouses—

Price: —and trees are technically birdhouses.

Laswell: How high are you? (.-_.^)

Price, not even aware: 6’2.

Kipo: He may be a criminal, but he is still a person;

Kipo: And he is my brother.

Wolf: He tried to turn everyone into solid gold.

Kipo: …he’s adopted.

*Sonic using a phone because it's my personal headcanon that he'd truly be lost without autocorrect*

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Blue Faker💙: hey they all out of lesanya

Blue Faker💙: lasanya

Blue Faker💙: laysanya

Blue Faker💙: the shit garfield eat

Shadow's old ass reading this: (ಠ_ಠ)??

Yumyan with his leg stuck in a chair: Now, you may be asking, “How did you do this to yourself, Yumyan Hammerpaw?”

Yumyan: Well kids, Yumyan Hammerpaw has no fucking clue either.