I Had A Dream I Worked In An Underwater Restaurant And People Kept Ordering Ice In Their Drinks And Then

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

Idiots made for each other

Normalize this response

Successfully moved the okaeri alice volumes from the hentai section to the seinen one 👍

Not only did my fried rice panel take off in a way I wasn't expecting but my POST about the fried rice panel also took off in a way I wasn't expecting please let me rest

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

Luigi-style's gonna be my new favourite assasination technique name

I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.