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straight people are so fascinating even when they aren't actively trying to be homophobic. I had a class a few years ago where one assignment was to summarize some eighth century arabic poetry about going out for drinks with the lads before indulging in some gay sex and like half the class came in and said "I'm sorry idk what was happening in this one, they mention having sex with a servant but they also say the servant's a man? where'd the woman come from? I'm so confused." and a few days ago in a shakespeare class I made a comment about how cleopatra and octavius caesar are kind of parallel characters in possessively bartering for mark antony's attention and one of my classmates responded as though I'd been talking about octavia and not caesar, despite the fact that I said "caesar" and "him" multiple times while describing the actions he specifically took. fully incapable of comprehending of anything that's even a little bit gay.

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

Sooo me (never kissed anyone :c)

I'm appalled. they crushed that fucking baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

Damn, you were so far ahead of me.in 5th grade I've still been a small goober, fearful of standing out in this unwelcoming world and closeted even from myself

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

ecce homo i guess

So true, so true

this is how their talk went right

Walter we need to actually break the bad

Walter walter I think the bad inside of me broke