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batfamily as things i witnessed at a baseball game

bruce: i can’t believe i have to say this but if he’s a surgeon and goes to work high as a kite then he’s probably not the one for you.

dick grayson: all i had for breakfast was eight bowls of lucky charms so i need some dogs. the hot kind. hot dogs, if you will.

jason todd: *stops looking for younger brother, who has gone missing, to get an autograph from one of the pitchers of the baseball team*

tim: dude i stayed up all night last night learning the rules and history of baseball instead of studying for a final i have in a couple days and i might fail chemistry but at least i can impress my girlfriend.

damian: *about the mascot walking around* that bird costume is clearly not a cardinal, it’s a robin that is red. the wings are completely different from a cardinal’s. disgraceful.

duke: *to a security guard* hey you’ll probably hear that i’m a missing kid but i’m not missing, im just trying to get away from my disaster of a family.

stephanie: *about alex reyes, a pitcher* LISTEN ALEX IF YOU DON’T START PITCHING LIKE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO I WILL PRAY THAT THE WRATH OF GOD IS UNLEASHED ON YOUR FAMILY

cass: i may be a foreign exchange student but i’m 100% sure that it isn’t american for the kiss cam to land on you and your brother.

babs: *is the girl that the kiss cam landed on her with her brother* oh my god i’m suing every single person in this arena, including that jumbo screen.

alfred: as your grandfather i am telling you to stop putting popcorn in your shoes or so help me i will send you back to therapy.

THIS IS SO CUTE ??

Y/N: Sweet Pea is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Cheryl: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kill him.

Fangs: Tackle him.

Toni: Dump him.

Jughead: Kick him in the shin.

Sweet Pea: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

anything for a dog

ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

“young justice season 3 to be pushed back to 2019″

me: 

Mamma Mia! - Whatever happened to our Donna? Life and soul of the party! El Rock Chick Supremo!

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

thanks for coming to my ted talk

people (men especially) who wanted Brie Larson to smile more in the Captain Marvel trailer are obviously afraid of her big dick energy

They invented the definition of “being soft”.

➥ “He never thought he’d be this guy, but then he met Pepper. A woman who loved him despite…well, him being him. A woman who cared about him long before he declared he was Iron Man. A woman who had saved him as many times as he had saved the world. There were so many different ways to be a superhero to someone”. - Destiny Arrives by Liza Palmer 

spare liam stewart fanfiction PLEASE

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”