ok but like when sebastian stan smiles it really makes me realize that life is worth living.
Arthur: I created an enemy… He could have hurt you…
Mera, gently holding his shoulder: Oh, Arthur. I was beating the snot out of four elite guards armed with literal iced wine while that human was kicking your ass.
I love the Marvel fandom because we literally go ahead and spam NASA, a genuine organisation with the purpose of sending revolutionary technology into space far beyond where humans can travel, housing some of the most intelligent and phenomenal engineers and scientists on the planet. And why, you ask?
Oh, because we need them to save Tony Will-Run-Out-Of-Oxygen-In-The-Morning Stark.
Um Alden Ehrenreich did a fucking amazing job as Han solo and anyone can fight me on that
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Bi girls like girls because they like girls, not because men think it’s hot. Bi girls are not fetishes or threesome material. Bi girls are not tainted by any gender. Bi girls are not sluts, nor unloving, nor unfaithful. Just people.
Han shooting first
Han and Lando calling each other baby/babe
Chewbacca not waiting for his turn in the shower and instead climbing in with Han
Han pretending to have an armed thermal detonator by holding up a rock and making a clicking sound with his mouth
Han bluffing about having 30 armed men
Lando immediately spoiling Han’s bluff
Han trying his best to speak Shyriiwook
Han’s terrible acting when pretending Chewie is beating him up
L3 telling Qi’ra that Lando’s in love with her
Enfys Nest
Qi’ra’s confused face while L3 is telling her about this
“Tell us about the girl, Han. Is she nice? Does she have sharp teeth?”
“Look away. I can’t perform while you’re looking.” - L3
ENFYS NEST!!
“You need anything?” “Equal rights.”
Beckett walking in on Han and Qi’ra in Lando’s closet “Am I interrupting something?” “Kinda!”
Han acting like he’s going to punch Lando, then hugging him (nice ESB call back) and then pickpocketing him
Han trying to sneak into the co-pilot’s chair on the Millennium Falcon and being kicked out by L3
The Droid Uprising
The little rebelling droids stamping on the consoles with their feet
Chewbacca helping free his fellow Wookiees
Beckett and Lando negotiating Lando’s share of the money (”50%” “25%” “Beckett, I really respect you, so 40%” “25%” “OK.”)
Lando immediately losing a fifth of his share to Beckett in exchange for having the clamp taken off his vehicle
Han proudly telling everyone about how he learnt the flying trick he was doing from his friend - shortly before his friend died doing the trick
Han claiming to have made the Kessel Run in twelve parsecs then admitting to Chewie that he was rounding down
Lando updating his fucking VLOG while everyone else is fighting for their lives
The fight between Dryden Vos, Han Solo, and Qi’ra
Dryden Vos suggesting to Han that they team up mid-fight, and Han agreeing, as long as Dryden gets out from behind his cover first
Han pretending not to know the rules of Sabacc and (genuinely?) not knowing how to pronounce it
Rio suggesting they let Han and Chewie join their crew because “you’ll never sleep better than in a Wookiee’s lap”
“I hate you.” “I know.”
Lando having the nerve to ask for his share of the money at the end
That one character at the end igniting their lightsaber for like two seconds just to show off and then immediately putting it away again
EEENNNNFFFYYYSSS NNNNNEEEESSSSTTTT!
1. You
2. Can’t
3. Rank
4. Them
5. Because
6. They’re all
7. Dramatic in
8. Their
9. Own way
10. Nick “Last time I trusted someone I lost an eye” Fury
Listen, I want Endgame to come to a satisfying conclusion focused around the original Avengers as much as the next person………………. but if Goose were to appear at the last minute and eat Thanos I wouldn’t be mad
stan lee in captain marvel: ^_^
carol: ^_^ <333
me: