when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters
The top two (2) powerful Avengers
stan lee in captain marvel: ^_^
carol: ^_^ <333
me:
CHRIS EVANS IS 36 YEARS OLD AND STILL SINGLE AND DOESN’T HAVE CHILDREN AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW. THIS MAN IS THE MOST PURE PERSON I’VE EVER SEEN. IT BAFFLES ME. LIKE HE GRABS HIS LEFT BOOB WHEN HE LAUGHS AND ONLY DRINKS COFFEE AND WEARS SWEATERS AND IS JUST A PURE HUMAN BEING. HE JUST DESERVES TO BE HAPPY AND LOVED.
so apparently,we’re getting young justice:outsiders in 2019,not 4th quarter of 2018 like we were promised. needless to say,i’m fucking pissed
miles morales saying “who’s morales” after trying to play dumb to the school’s security guard is the same energy as mcu peter parker saying “i’m not, i’m not” while still in his spidersuit to ned
If this ain’t me
I hate when people casually discuss superheroes because I’m sitting in the corner with KNOWLEDGE and OPINIONS but I just have to smile and be like “haha yeah I like superman too” so I don’t scare anyone
Captain Marvel: So how’s Nick’s eye doing? Always felt bad about that one
Steve: (’the last time I trusted someone I lost an eye’ flashbacks) that was YOU?
Captain Marvel: No ??? Lol it was my cat
Steve, having spent the past three years coming up with more and more convoluted/ tragic ways in which Fury lost his eye, having eventually settled on some sort of world-altering battle between him and one of his loved ones: