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please learn how to code
like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,
learn a little bit of coding please
so tonight im working super late at an adults-only event at the zoo where it’s basically endless beer and wine tasting and then wandering around the zoo at night. Keepers mainly sit around then we just take turns going up for a circuit through our areas and let me tell you as the night has gone on things have gotten more entertaining. So far I have seen: -A group of drunk girls legit crying in front of the puffin exhibit because they’re Too Cute -A dude pointed at a vacant eyed, open mouthed, coldwater fish and, completely deadpan, turned to his friend and went “it’s you” -overheard a very serious debate on whether or not sea turtles sleep (”Ted you fucking moron everything fuckin sleeps jesus christ” -A girl stroking her hand back and forth on the glass in front of a chillin Amazon cichlid (idk what part ok freshwater exhibits aint my thing) cooing “It’s just so pretty I want to be it’s friend” -A man enthusiastically singing a ballad in front of the aquarium with some grand drunk improv like one standout line was “What we doin at the zoOOOoooOOooo? We drinkin a breeEWWWwwwwwwwww!”
The Golden Girls - 7.06 - Mother Load
Chappell Roan on The VMAs Red Carpert
why do we as dykes not have a cruising culture… sometimes i do not want the requisite first date staring soulfully into each other’s eyes and talking about our childhoods sometimes i want one brief sizzling glance at the grocery store and have it be immediately understood that i want two or perhaps three of your fingers inside of me as i cling to your jacket for balance in the single-occupancy bathroom and muffle my moans into my fist
-First of all what a season, I laughed, I cried, it was truly great
- Rose’s “I’ve missed me too” hit me so fucking hard like she needed that storyline
-Also Abe was a standout character this season like Tony Shalhoub deserves all the awards if not for that romper alone Oscar Worthy
- Midge was great as per usual I mean WOW what a gal
-that phone call in Simone had me actually crying I mean the sencerity between Midge and Joel when she realizes there isn’t a way it can work and she says I love you and he says I love you too honey I mean TEARS
-honestly I really enjoyed seeing Joel so supportive of Midge with her comedy, like he realized he was never that good but he knew she was amazing and her wanted her to have that and he knew she could do
-Imogene meeting Susie while she’s high in the bath was iconic
-every part of the Catskills was great
-SUSIES PLUNGER HAD ME FUCKING DEAD NOT TO MENTION HER LITTLE DANCE
-also wow that lifeguard really never wore a shirt and I’m not complaining
-all the Joel/Susie scenes were pure gold like Suzie discovering she might respect Joel when he punches that club owner had me dead
-Okay not to be that bitch but like I’m okay with Midge not ending up with Benjamin, like it was pretty clear the whole point of this season is that Midge can’t go back to who she was before and he was part of the idea in her head
-Abe and Rose thinking Noah is someone super secret spy assassin was deadass the weirdest storyline I loved it
- I’m really glad they had that scene where Midge got in trouble for talking about pregnancy on stage bc like damn the shitty reality of a mans world
-So the ending, now I know imma get some hate on this, but I actually thought I’d was really good like Midge finally realized and accepted that she couldn’t go back to that #housewifelife but it’s make sense that she went to Joel like he knows her better than Benjamin and he does love her and that’s what she needed not her new boo who she’s still trying to woo but the person who wants her success and happiness more than his own (Joel really does support her career guys) and she made it clear that it was just for the night bc she knows that she can’t go back to who she was
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