So Tonight Im Working Super Late At An Adults-only Event At The Zoo Where It’s Basically Endless Beer

these two are having a butch off

“You’re so great, Marceline, someone else would definitely find you and take care of you. Maybe even someone rich! You’d be living in a castle with food, and medicine and trained squirrels to tend to your every need.”

"As for me... uh..."

I’m not okay.

Yellowjackets / Girl bullying stock photos parallels

“It’s impossible to write good comedy without offending some minority!”

“Um…

…are you…

…sure…

…about…

…that?” (The title for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is ironic, by the way. The show is a subversion of the stereotype).

oh hozier the man you are

Reblog if you ARE a woman in STEM, SUPPORT women in STEM, or ARE STILL BITTER about Rosalind Franklin not getting credit for discovering the structure of DNA and the Nobel prize going to Watson and Crick instead.

It's so cute when a shy subs tries to tell their dom what they want them to do to them because they just turn into a stuttering mess and can't even look in their doms eyes but they can feel their doms eyes on them, and it just makes butterflies filutter their soft wings in their tummy, but their dom knows exactly what their subs wants but play dumb since they want to hear their sub say their stluttiest fantasies

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

we as a society moved on from this photoshoot too quick

lesbian vampire sex. you agree. reblog