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What is the Cardassian equivalent of smoking a cigar do we think?

Something macho, elitist, homosocial… an activity someone could be really pretentious about or enjoy casually.

What makes Garak's estrangement from his father even worse is when you take into account how important family is for Cardassians. Garak never got to be with his father, surrounded by a culture where children are the most precious thing to the culture.

i really do want to see what the alpha quadrant yelp reviews for quark's bar are like. do they fuck with him. does he get 100% negative reviews from bajorans for working for cardassians

put this man in these

Sorry I acted romantic and delusional again, you can kill me if you want

POV: you're a cardassian space vole and the twink doctor is tryna grab you with his little grabbers

These boys came in a matching set swear. Same daddy issues HELLO??????

(In Purgatory’s Shadow)

(Doctor Bashir, I Presume?) the way these were aired practically back to back.

Bro they're all looking at me *blushes* make them stop

In a Roman Osteria (1866) - Carl Bloch

Garak in his Pussy Galore outfit saying he's "not too sure about the collar."

Julian. Are you aware how low of a cut he's willing to go for you? Do you know what kind of plunging necklines he would put on for you? You could put him in an outfit that would make any other Cardassian pass out or throw up. You could see his titty spoon if you wanted. You could see his cleavage and you're putting him in a turtleneck? You are interfering with his ability to slut it up, and he wants to slut it up for you.

Do you think bajorans / humans look a bit unnerving to cardassians... imagine a human but twice as smooth. Are humans to cardassians what odo is to humans. (Im dragged out kicking and screaming)