bitchy-witchy - the bitchiest witch
the bitchiest witch

18. prefers she/her. any pronouns are fine. I put the major L in LGBT.

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1 month ago

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

1 month ago
It Was Not On Wheat...
It Was Not On Wheat...
It Was Not On Wheat...
It Was Not On Wheat...
It Was Not On Wheat...
It Was Not On Wheat...
It Was Not On Wheat...
It Was Not On Wheat...
It Was Not On Wheat...
It Was Not On Wheat...

it was not on wheat...

1 month ago

had a dream that someone suggested the best gender neutral form of address would be Mþ (pronounced Myth) and i immediately said "mith me with that gay shit HEYOOO" and woke up at 4:30am hanging sideways off of my bed

1 month ago

In honor of Why Do We Get Out Of Bed In The Morning’s 7th anniversary, I have a recipe that our Logic would be proud of!

Here is

Logan’s ‘Off The Charts’ Brainy Brain Food Meal! 🥘

Logan would not object a to healthy PLUS tasty meal!

In Honor Of Why Do We Get Out Of Bed In The Morning’s 7th Anniversary, I Have A Recipe That Our Logic
In Honor Of Why Do We Get Out Of Bed In The Morning’s 7th Anniversary, I Have A Recipe That Our Logic
In Honor Of Why Do We Get Out Of Bed In The Morning’s 7th Anniversary, I Have A Recipe That Our Logic
In Honor Of Why Do We Get Out Of Bed In The Morning’s 7th Anniversary, I Have A Recipe That Our Logic

This meal is made with foods considered ‘Brain food’ so Logan would have absolutely no objections, even if the meal made you a wee bit sleepy 😄

1 month ago
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!
Hello! I Am Crumb Cat!

hello! i am crumb cat!

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1 month ago

i know we’re both just messing around pretending to be whole but look at me. if the train was coming would you move. if the ground was falling from under your feet would you even notice or would it just be another tuesday for you. if somebody stabbed you could it hurt worse than you already do. what i’m saying is that i love you but i think we both drive over the speed limit when it’s raining. what i’m saying is that i want to hold your hand and i understand about how you sometimes have to sit down in the shower. what i’m saying is that i’m here for you and if the train comes please move.

1 month ago
Reblog This Picture Of Me Holding A Family Size Box Of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d Really Appreciate It.

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

1 month ago

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

1 month ago

Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people

1 month ago
Today We Post Everett True
Today We Post Everett True
Today We Post Everett True
Today We Post Everett True
Today We Post Everett True

today we post everett true

1 month ago

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

1 month ago
If You Don’t Support Pebbles The Lesbian Budgie And Her Giant Wife Dni
If You Don’t Support Pebbles The Lesbian Budgie And Her Giant Wife Dni
If You Don’t Support Pebbles The Lesbian Budgie And Her Giant Wife Dni

if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni

1 month ago

Boycott launch date of Switch 2 and buy it the next day, June 6.

This has worked before:

When the 3DS released, it was over priced too. No one bought it so then they lowered the price!

It has happened before, it can happen again.

If you can wait even 1 day at least, or 1 week at best, it will make a difference.

Spread the news. In solidarity of those who can't buy Switch 2, those who can buy it should at least boycott the launch date. I garantee you it WILL make a difference.

Remember the consumer is always right.

Boycott Launch Date Of Switch 2 And Buy It The Next Day, June 6.

Source:

3DS price cut by almost a third as Nintendo reports loss
the Guardian
Mere months after its launch, Nintendo is dropping the price of its 3DS handheld console to counter disappointing sales figures. By Steve Bo
2 months ago

new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

2 months ago

Hey everyone guess whose birthday it is!!

Hey Everyone Guess Whose Birthday It Is!!

Happy birthday Juice!! Everyone throw some lunchables into space for our friend Juice

2 months ago
𝖮𝗂𝗅 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝗒 𝖨𝗏𝖺𝗇𝖺 𝖹̌𝗂𝗏𝗂𝖼́

𝖮𝗂𝗅 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝗒 𝖨𝗏𝖺𝗇𝖺 𝖹̌𝗂𝗏𝗂𝖼́ ( 𝖻. 𝗂𝗇 𝟣𝟫𝟩𝟫 𝗂𝗇 𝖲𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗃𝖾𝗏𝗈)

2 months ago

You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi

2 months ago

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO


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2 months ago

Why not

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

2 months ago

Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing

2 months ago

For Sun's 20th birthday (March 23rd), I'm here to remind him that he still has THREE planets

For Sun's 20th Birthday (March 23rd), I'm Here To Remind Him That He Still Has THREE Planets
For Sun's 20th Birthday (March 23rd), I'm Here To Remind Him That He Still Has THREE Planets
For Sun's 20th Birthday (March 23rd), I'm Here To Remind Him That He Still Has THREE Planets

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