bitchy-witchy

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My high school govt. teacher said we shouldn't go to college because it was all liberals and propagand. She was insane. I'm glad to finally be done with her.

"College is a place of liberal indoctrination."

And what possible motive would liberals have to put their indoctrination behind one of the biggest paywalls to have ever existed?

College is often the first time that someone regularly interacts with a diverse crowd. College is often the first time that someone is encouraged to think for themselves instead of blindly trusting their parents.

They're not being indoctrinated to be liberal. They were previously indoctrinated to be conservative and are now being freed from that.

I KEEP MISSING IT

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

I really want this

-_- apparently the cut-off for this thing I want to submit to (which closes tomorrow) is 70k words, and I’ve got 67k

I need to think of three thousand words of bullshit to pad this thing. like a chapter where everyone goes for coffee, or something. 

@portal-secret-santa gift for @wildyfoe! a comic set after glados saves chell. enjoy!

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studied up

So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.

kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*

kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

Spread the word.

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there

Cant have fucking shit in Detroit

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Leho montage :(

I dare you guys to type

Lego ninjago with your eyes closed

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

PSA

Just a heads up, there are bots going around on AO3 accusing people of using AI. Considering the timing, this is likely AI bros' retaliation for AO3 users calling them out for scraping their work. Examples of what you might be sent:

Screenshots from here.

If you get a comment like this, just report for spam and delete.

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

Moon and Earth:3

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ