People Who Do Their Work As Soon As They Get It

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

A recent study done by Harvard zoologists showed that staring at pictures of cute animals can actually improve our health and lifestyle. The study showed that when we see a cute animal, our brain releases hormones such as Ghrelin and Serotonin whilst at the same time deducing Cortisol production. Effectively, just by looking at this picture, you will have decreased your stress levels and increased your attentiveness. Just another way animals can help humans.

This^

“but why do we need to teach or mention asexuality in health class”

well my guy, maybe so asexual teens dont think something’s wrong w them ???

Cant have fucking shit in Detroit