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hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Holy shit...

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

This is a snippet of the Cameo I received from Roger Clark, naturally I made him say something meme-ish, and because I can hear Arthur saying it.

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time