my prosecutor dream team T.T
“Wow… I-It’s so big, Nick.”
Apollo freezes, his hand hovering an inch away from the doorknob. He doesn’t need Athena’s ears to hear the conversation going on on the other side. He leans a little closer to the door, wondering if he’s almost walked into what he thinks he has.
“It’s not that big, Maya,” he can hear Phoenix say, then in a teasing sort of way, he continues. “Are you nervous?”
“Yes, very,” Maya replies.
“Is this really your first time?”
“No, I’ve been nervous before.” Apollo furrows his eyebrows. He’s still not quite sure what exactly he’s listening to.
“I mean your first time… doing this,” Phoenix says, and he’s quieter this time. Apollo can still hear him, but just barely.
“Y-Yes,” Maya says.
“I’m kind of glad,” Phoenix says. “That’ll make it a bit harder for you.”
Apollo hears Maya take a deep breath in and then blow the air back out her mouth quickly. “I’m just not sure it’ll fit in my mouth. It really is so big…”
“Why don’t you just give it a try? I know you want to.”
With that, Apollo stands up straight, turns around, and heads back down the hall. Whatever his boss and his boss’s assistant are doing in there, he’s sure he doesn’t want to walk into the middle of it.
…
Inside the office, Maya is staring down at what might possibly be the biggest piece of meat she’s ever seen. She looks back up at Phoenix, who nods at her.
“Come on,” he says. “Give it a try.”
“You’ll really give me fifty bucks if I can do this?” she asks.
He nods. “A bet’s a bet.”
She takes another breath to prepare herself, and finally picks up the triple decker hamburger sitting on the plate on the table in front of her. It’s three burgers high, piled with cheese and bacon and every other topping Maya could possibly want. Just looking at it makes her mouth water. She knows she’ll have no issues finishing it off, but she does have to wonder how she’s going to get it into her mouth to start.
She looks at it strategically, and prepares for her first bite. Before doing so, she looks back over at Phoenix.
“You’re going to regret making this bet with me, Nick.”
Based on this.
Credit to: Homophones, Weakly.
Come relax and dine among the stars with the finest service this side of the galaxy *:・゚✧
My piece for the @beeavenue zine!! Super happy to have had to opportunity to participate and had a lot of fun with the theme ♥
Process for my latest AA piece! I havent drawn a major ace attorney illustration in a long long while so this took some time! so this was a bit of a frustrating piece to work on ( > u < )
IM SO!!! HYPED FOR HIM!!!
doodle oh :o
I don’t really have time to doodle much these days ヽ༼ಢ_ಢ༽ノ
pride starts on a saturday u know what that means
Larry:
Edgeworth:
Phoenix:
Luigi: I just want someone to take me out.
Daisy: Like on a date or with a sniper?
Luigi: Surprise me.
Babysitting attorneys
That’s the whole Marco.
Touhou 17 SOON.
Lawyers getting tired of your shit.
Tumblr icons for y’all! Don’t forget to credit!
Peach: I love all my subjects equally. There’s Mario and Toad and-
Peach: [looks at smudged writing on hand]
Peach: Low wee g
Daisy, furious: WHO ATE MY FRIES?! I’M GONNA FUCKING KI– Luigi: I did… Daisy, tenderly: –ss you and buy you some more. You haven’t been eating enough, babe.
CO-OP
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By @kenziecoffman and Theo the Cat
Sui Ishida x Broccoli’s Jack Jeanne PV ver.2 . It’ll launch for the Nintendo Switch in 2020.
Jack Jeanne consists of simulation and rhythm game parts. During simulation parts, the player deepens their bonds with classmates as protagonist Kisa Tachibana while aiming for the lead role in the school play at the end of the year. During rhythm game parts, the player can enjoy dance performances with 3D characters.
Tachibana Kisa
Takashina Sarafumi
Mutsumi Kai
Neji Kokuto
Shirota Mitsuki
Orimaki Suzu
Yonaga Soshiro
Tamasaka is an opera troupe consisting only of men, who also play women. The troupe owns the Univers Opera School, which raises actors while putting on performances. Every performance invites the audience to an overwhelmingly flashy world and never fails to keep their attention.
The talented students of the hard-to-enter school are broken up into four classes to study theater, as well as compete for the title of Top Class at Univers.
The protagonist, Kisa Tachibana, who had given up on a life of theater, receives special permission to attend Univers Opera School following a certain event as long as she fulfills two conditions.
One of those conditions is to star in the final performance at the end of the year.
The other is to hide the fact that she is a woman…
To make her dreams come true, and to help her pupils, the protagonist will deepen her bonds with the classmates that become her “cogs.”
What future awaits the protagonist after spending the year with her classmates…?
No Trucy, that’s not what he means.
it’s mother 3′s anniversary and i have absolutely nothing to contribute ;;;
happy 420!!
Mario: Just tried watermelon on pizza. Honestly? It was pretty good.
Luigi: That’s him officer. That’s the guy right there. Take the shot before he gets away.
[Mario and Bowser, in a heated fight]
Mario: Can’t you just look at it from my perspective?!
Bowser:
Mario:
Bowser: [crouches down]
Mario: You bitch-