Birbsforkirbs - Breezu

Daisy, furious: WHO ATE MY FRIES?! I’M GONNA FUCKING KI– Luigi: I did… Daisy, tenderly: –ss you and buy you some more. You haven’t been eating enough, babe.

Fullmetal Alchemist

Hagane no Renkinjutsushi

鋼の錬金術師

Hiromu Arakawa

I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.

Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch

Mario:

Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-

Mario: You’re married??

Doctor Mario:

Doctor Mario: You’re not????

Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????

Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!

Mario:

Doctor Mario:

Mario: WHO’S TONY??????

Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????

“My little brother has autism. He turned 17 today. I came home from work to this note.”

before the first turnabout