Sumaco Horned Treefrog (Hemiphractus Proboscideus), Family Hemiphractidae, Loreto, Peru

open carrying a loaded catapult in case i get attacked by an army while im at the grocery store

For the sake of open eyes

Saw this one-armed little guy on my way home. Moved him off the road so he wouldn't get stepped on, I hope he's safe <3

I am standing here, realising

art is about spending an embarrassing amount of time trying to get something to look right giving up and then moving on to do it slightly better next time. at some point if you're an exhibitionist you then post it for internet strangers to look at.

my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something

Do you ship them?

[]Yes

[]No

[x] I just want to put them in a room together and observe their dynamic under different circumstances and what-ifs all the while making notes like I am some kind of animal behaviorist.

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

So I started watching dungeon meshi...