Saw This One-armed Little Guy On My Way Home. Moved Him Off The Road So He Wouldn't Get Stepped On, I

Some Rain World memes I spent way too much time on

remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

having undiagnosed autism is a sacred tradition that has been passed down in my family for generations

I would like to apologize to every single one of my wips ever

He must consume another artifact. And soon!

at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.

Who's your favorite character and who's your favorite bishop?

Favorite character? Ratau. Just an old dad who isn’t a violent fucking monster and wants to gamble with his bros and hang out with his surrogate lamb child

Favorite bishop? Dammit, I love them all… But Leshy the most (next to Hekate, shit, I can’t choose)