This Is Hilarious

Making a list of Kai / Zane quotes that sound like they're out of a fanfiction.

Gonna make good fics tho 🤪

“The love of my life could never forget me.”

GIRL HES GONNA BREAK YOUR SPINE, KILL YOUR BROTHER AND GIVE YOU ALL MORE TRAUMA. SMARTEN UP 😭

Polyninja save me.... save me polyninja.... polyninja....

Going through my for you seeing everyone die waiting for June is so. Real. I nneed it rn bro I'm surviving off edits and SPITE alone but even that runs out

So I had a bag of pancakes just sitting around and decided to have some as a snack. A little munch. It's was the afternoon and it was hot ok

One thing is that it was infested with ants. Not an ungodly amount, like maybe a few 10 or so. Still, in my hunger induced apathy, I still mixed in the milk, eggs, and even some overripe banana we had lying around. It was kinda clumpy, and the color was weird, but it said it wasn't expired so it's probably fine. It's fine right

Im writing this from the er, after almost dying via suffocation after my throat seized up

In a sick turn of events, the ants inside were an actual colony. Mama ant, babies, and the like. So

The venom immediately attacked my throat and esophagus, and after a few minutes, my throat became kinda stuffy. If the stuffy was on fire and itchy. Also, it had an ingredient I was allergic to. god really said fuck you today

But like the madman I am, I did not give a single shit. I kid you not, I laid on my couch for two hours while my breathing progressively got worse. At one point, I was holding my breath because inhaling air was becoming akin to drinking fiberglass from a cup. I got dizzy once, but I forgot when. Maybe it was the lack of oxygen

After the third hour, it started to settle down a little. I could breathe now, but only through my nose. My mom walked in the room, and I wanted to tell her, but speaking was an agonizing endeavor. So I just. Waved at her. I'm a fucking idiot

By the fourth hour I told her. She then rushed me to the er even though I TRIED to tell her I was fine. It's about half an hour since we got here and we're almost clear for discharge. Eeeee. I remember the drive there and all I could think about is 'I'm so posting this on Tumblr later.'

So this is my of saying I'll be taking a break for a while. Will be back soon!!! The grind never stops even when you're about to die

(Edit: back home after an hour and a half!! I'm all good now but mom is pissed oops)

AND WHY IS HE SO FLUFFY give this guy his hairgel back right now

‘Second worst time I’ve had fighting insects.’

What do we say, guys? Do we really think the first was that picnic with Jay? Do we really?

Lonky (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) and Popo (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Finally I'm back with my doodles !!