I’ll have to remember this!
SMALL TALK TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SMALL TALK: Ask people if they have any pets. This is light and impersonal enough to offend no one. People who have pets are usually pretty excited to talk about them and show off pictures, so there’s a good chance that you will be looking at kitties and doggos. People who don’t have pets will usually talk about the pets they wish they had, or have had in the past. People who neither have nor want pets are pretty rare.
That looks good to me! I’d add petting the cat and playing on the computer, but otherwise, I think this is about my ideal day.
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Yup, that really sounds like a tax plan that will help the middle class.
If you’re a middle-class family:
your taxes will go up—an average of $6,000.
your property values will go down; and you’re going to lose your deduction for state and local taxes—almost half of which goes to services like local public schools, police departments and firefighters.
If you are a teacher, you will lose your ability to deduct the money you spend on classroom supplies.
If you have kids in college, or have student loans, your taxes will go up because you won’t be able to deduct the interest anymore.
If you’re a grad student, your taxes could go up because your waived tuition will be treated as taxable income.
If you or anyone in your family is sick, your taxes will go up because you can’t deduct medical expenses.
If you’re a union member, your taxes will go up because you can’t deduct your dues.
however, you’ll be able to deduct your private jet now.
#maga
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Is anyone else on PillowFort? I know I heard about it from someone on Tumblr, but now that I’m able to create an account, I can’t remember whom. Let me know if you want to connect up there. My username is the same, and I’ll probably post about as often there as here.
Last week, my boss gave me a folder with what she said was my quarterly evaluation. This was inside. Best Boss Ever!
Pride astronauts! [swoon]
some little pride astronauts for all my lgbt+ stargazers out there 💖
Reblogging, with love to my sweeties!
Reblog if you’re polyamorous/open to polyamory in the future/in a polycule or open to one/interested in polyamory I want to see how many of us there are
And like if you think polyamory is okay, can be healthy, and doesn’t “go against human nature”
Sometimes, this is the same cat.
There are two types of cats
Thank you!!
I know so much of the pre-election messaging is like VOTE!!! VOTE!!! IF YOU DON’T VOTE YOU’RE A MONSTER!! and that can get tiring after so many elections. So I want to take a moment after this election to say: so many of you clearly did get out and vote, despite not always having the most inspiring options, and with SO much on the line 18-29 year olds specifically helped win some of the most important and impactful races across America. So from one of the many “just vote” scolds on the internet: thank you!!
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