Something Fun To Consider About Tango (and His Character) Is That He’s 100% Capable Of And Comfortable

THIS, I GET SO ANXIOUS LOL

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POV: it has been 3 days since you have heard from your fav moot

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Hi lol I'm alive XD also OMG new ddvau content :D

I hope it becomes a running gag that at the end of every tall claims court trial doc gets sent to skyblock regardless of the actual verdict

All Lifers’ average placements as of Wild Life

(excluding Real Life, values rounded to 1 dp)

1. Pearl - 3.2 (=)

2. Scott - 5 (+1)

3. Grian - 5.7 (+3)

4. Gem - 6 (-2)

4. Ren - 6 (+4)

6. Martyn - 6.7 (-2)

7. Joel - 6.8 (+4)

8. Impulse - 7.3 (-1)

8. Scar - 7.3 (-3)

10. Bdubs - 7.5 (-1)

11. Cleo - 7.7 (+2)

12. Etho - 8 (-2)

13. Bigb - 9.5 (-1)

14. Tango - 10.3 (=)

15. Skizz - 14 (=)

16. Lizzie - 14.3 (+1)

17. Jimmy - 14.5 (-1)

18. Mumbo - 16.3 (=)

notes + spreadsheet under the cut

i’m not even going to bother being neutral, pearl is the undisputed goat of the life series. it’s actually insane how good she is at this

gem’s average suffers quite a bit from WL, which is unfortunate, but it’s still only a sample size of 2

the spreadsheet isn’t in order - it’s in the order of their avg placements after SL, because i inputted them in that way

the biggest jumps are joel, who pulled off a stunning win, and ren, who achieved a decent third place after two seasons of absence

Happy 3st of January 🎉

after watching several povs, there's something so striking about the way mumbo died.

he dies at home, first of all, which is notable in its own right because so much of his time was spent running about, usually in pursuit of kills. he dies with grian, too— to a thing grian created, no less, but it isn't actually grian's fault for once.

mumbo dies in that tall tower and when lightning strikes, from all across the server, everyone looks. their eyes land on that tower, and everyone is watching. even in grian's perspective, you can see everyone at renwood mound, lined up and staring. those at the bamlands looked on too.

they didn't see mumbo die, but they saw grian's grief. grian, who, throughout this season, has seemed cruel and untouchable to those outside of his circle due to his involvement with and knowledge of the wild cards. they watch grian immediately crumble under the weight of mumbo's death; several of them even explicitly comment, "look at grian, he's grieving, he's in mourning."

i like to think that, until that moment, grian was almost god-like in their minds; now, though, he's the quintessential concept of humanity. grief can be religious if you do it right, after all. even beyond the grian aspect though, isn't this just the most despairing omen of what's to come?

i mean, there's something about this image of a man fallen from grace, crying out as he holds the mangled corpse of his friend in the home they made together, high in the sky, on display for all the world to bear witness to. and the world did bear witness, be it with pity, horror, joy... it doesn't matter, because they saw.

the canary curse has been broken, but this was a fittingly foreboding, tone-setting image that did a stunning job filling its shoes

Me.

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

fixed it