Merry Christmas

I've seen this post everywhere holy shit 😂

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The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

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DID SOMEONE SAY THEY WANT SOME MORE ALEX CONTENT actually no one asked WELL HERE YOU GUYS GO 

how bout some (m)orons pics?

awww man alex in pjs is just sdjkgbsdkjagbk

how bout some drew and alex pics?

and finally my favorite pictures

i present to all of you 

alex brightman

ok so uhhh i didnt know if i wanted to post these or not but i think my brain was telling me its the right thing to do so here you guys go

dear alex brightman,

you obviously wont be seeing this, but im terribly sorry.

Galaxy Brain anon over there is obviously so traumatized by beetlebabes that they just keep coming back to interact with one and read everything you say. Maybe they're hiding something ;) where's the "you like krabby patties dont you squidward?" Meme when u need it?? - ❤🐞

HOLD ON I GOT YA LOVEBUG ANON

Courtesy of the queen herself, Rae~

July 2018 vs. November 2019

Hey antis try to disprove this now you dumb shits

BIG LOL @ ALL THE PIGGIES WHO STILL THINK BEETLEBABES ARE JUST MAKING UP THE STONE COLD FACT THAT THE ANIMATORS OF THE CARTOON DREW HARDCORE NASTY PORN OF BJ/LYDS BANGING IT OUT

Oh yeah, you researched real hard on the first page of google, didn't you? 😂😂😂 This porn is THIRTY FUCKING YEARS OLD. Do you honestly just have zero concept of how the internet works? Non-disclosure agreements? What really goes on in animation studios? You think the animators of your favorite cartoon aren't drawing filthy porn of the characters behind closed doors on their own time?

Adorable.

Y'all realize we would ship it with or without "permission" from the creators, right? We have zero reason to lie about this. I've seen it with my own two big beautiful eyeballs jfc you brats are i n s a n e. How entitled and self-important must you be to think that LITERALLY DOZENS of strangers on the internet are lying to you just to make some imaginary stride in a glorified shipping war?

You're not that important.

Like. You're really really not worth that kind of effort. This is not some conspiracy or great ruse. It's just. It's fact. The sky is blue. Grass is green. The animators of the Beetlejuice cartoon drew beetlebabes porn.

Lol anyways thanks for that laugh, this has been a riot. Y'all crack me up. Btw, here's that proof you're too incompetent to find.

As a bonus, here's a thread on a forum from 2013 (you know, from before the musical when everything was nice and peaceful, back when you were all still being little shits to each other in middle and elementary school) discussing this very topic.

But yeah 😂 we're totes makin' it up

S T A R G O A T

To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"

þink again.

Reblog if you want me to send you a random picture of Alex Brightman in your sub box

I will send a picture to everyone who reblogs

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912