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Hot take:

OG Movie!Beetlejuice: A sewer rat. Disgusting gremlin. Bites peoples’ fingers off. Has so many disease. Gives other respectable rats a bad name. Still houses fleas that carry the bubonic plague.

Animated Series!Beetlejuice: A ferret. Precocious little spooky noodle but still loving and soft. Gets into mischief but never wants to hurt anyone. Stinky. Likes being held.

Musical!Beetlejuice: A raccoon. Adorable and round and soff. Bad with humans, hisses often. Eats garbage regularly. Only washes hands, the rest of him is filthy, so his claws always look cute.

The Folly Of Man (2015 - 2016)

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The Beetlejuice Beginner’s Guide To Seeing Ghosts.

I got this fold-out flyer in 1988, before the movie opened (like a lot of promo material, it calls the movie a “hit” before anyone ever saw it).  I can’t remember exactly where it came from.  I think it was free in a movie theater.

They call Beej a demon though he’s not a demon.

The photos are in the order they appear in the fold-out.

The front:

The back:

The disappointment is palpable.

(Gif courtesy of Shiro the cat!) 

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Blessed goat

Thanks but read the post properly

So basically an anti saw my last post and clearly didn't read that I said no one would have a problem with Beetlejuice X Lydia if Lydia and that was my main argument but they clearly ignore that, commented and then blocked me so, I couldn't see the comment so I decided to see what it said in my browser and this is what it said for those who also couldn't see it.

Do not witch hunt or harass this person, I blocked out their name too and I do not condone harassment and if I hear any of you who follow me has done that I will block you.

My heart omg

Alex never say that line again in a creepy whisper