La Clan Sibling Interaction

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

Season 1, Episode 12

Gaoshun, in previous episodes: Master Jinshi is too attached to this toy.

Jinshi, after firing Maomao:

Gaoshun: I have very much misjudged this situation. I have to fix it or he's never going to get back to work.

egg magical girl where she's like "man, i wish i could be a girl all the time, this is so fun! sucks im a guy the rest of the time when im not in uniform."

brennan lee mulligan decided to say 'one day, all your friends will find someone who they love more than you' on a random dnd live session while playing a stupid fucking puppet thing with a stupid fucking accent, and altered the wiring of my brain in horrific ways that can never be undone

i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence

Me when I'm throwing cheese slices at the local cybertuck

People who go crazy over the blue footed booby’s name wouldn’t be able to survive the dickcissel. Wait til they hear about the tufted titmouse. Perhaps even the Andean cock-of-the-rock.

They cannot handle the great tit

I can never leave Tumblr because after years of sporadic therapy utterly failed to even approach the core of my problem some random tumblr user was like “I processed my trauma by writing a 10,000 word work of filthy fanfic erotica” and I was like “fuck it I’ve tried everything else” and now I’m 17 chapters and 20,000 words deep into an unpublishable work of obscenity and after careful literary analysis with one of the Beloved Mutuals I have come to some Terrible Revelations about my childhood and may now continue the process of Healing. Where else am I supposed to get this kind of experience. Who does this. Why are we like this. I’m never leaving. I love y’all.

a meeting of creatures…