I Can Never Leave Tumblr Because After Years Of Sporadic Therapy Utterly Failed To Even Approach The

where is any higher quality version of this image

zac truly created one of the most bisexual characters of all time and then had the audacity to call him straight. sorry babygirl but he would not fucking be that

If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

happy Unfeasible Fantasy Fetish Friday sunday

i love this "with mama" meme. mm yes give me more baby animals with mmama.

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

the range this man has. from "a beauty so captivating that he could topple a kingdom" to the most pathetic, sopping wet cat in existence.

Familiar

using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever