Lili Reinhart They Could Never Make Me Hate You Or Even Slightly Dislike You 🤍

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

I was driving around with my mom today and she got a text from my dad, so I started reading it out for her. Apparently this man finishes all of his texts with this emoji

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I though that that was just a one time thing for when he texted me. Nope, all of the other texts without my dad's wizard sign off are out of the norm.

Talking is so difficult!!! How do I know when the other person is done?? I interrupted my friend about 9 times in one bout of her talking bc I don't know when I can start talking. I wish everyone gave me little cue cards that told me when they were gonna be done so I can add in my little jokes.

I am the court jester and I keep accidentally interrupting the king's big speech and he is getting close to beheading me.

For some reason I have doubts about putting my life in this man’s hands.

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

ADHD

Just whipped up a new profile picture. Think it looks pretty cool

Please keep any criticism minor. I don't do art much and don't really care.

Blowing a kiss to paramount for actually renewing the beautiful shows that I watch from them in a timely manner. A task that is apparently impossible for other companies to do

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other