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Two brothers growing up.

Working diligently together, doing the same jobs together…

Raised to be witch hunters, it’s what they’ve always wanted…

They meet a witch and follow them to the Demon Realm…

The brother supports his younger, even as he suffers from consuming palismen…

But then the elder falls in love and even has a child coming, Philip is unhappy;

He confronts husband and wife…

Shows his true intentions as they have a knife duel…

And sees his bloody eyes in the reflection of his knife.

The wife attempts to avenge her husband, casting a spell on the younger that may or may not have cast its mark…

And the surviving brother, he harvested all of his brother’s bones, so he could get another chance with him… Only to enjoy killing him over and over again. As he had the first time…

Ive mentioned this on twitter but i feel the absolute need to reiterate how absolutely FUCKED the circumstances of Hob's immortality actually is.

It isnt a REWARD or PUNISHMENT for something he'd done. At no point was Hob ACTIVELY consulted about it. He was DRUNK, freshly returned from fighting a war for a king that let half his village (and likely his entire family) die from the Black Plague. Hob's immortality was the result of a wager between two entities of higher power than most Gods, he was the pawn of a GAME. Sure, Death had ulterior motives (wanting to give Dream a friend and for him to get out of the house.) But as far as Dream was aware this entire debacle was to see how long this measly peasant of a human could stand being alive before it drives him insane. In fact, the Centennial dates were so he could periodically check and WATCH.

Effectively, it was like if two people picked up some random grasshopper and dropped him into a mug of wine, watching to see how long he would stay alive with no lifeline. Humans arent DESIGNED to live that long.

AND YET. HOB DID.

For the most BATSHIT reason of....wanting to experience the mundanity and unfiltered joy of simple living. Do you understand how INSANE that is? And Dreamling as a concept is...my friend had explained it as; imagine defying God's will SO HARD HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU. Imagine being SO UNHINGED in hope and optimism of Earthly Experiences an entity powerful than most Gods that HATE humans FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU.

Like, FUCK. This ship drives me crazy. There is simply nobody out there like Robert "Hob" Gadling and there will be no other.

wtf is a 'tiktok song' we discover music through animation memes and warriors MAPs as god intended

Amazing as always

Sunset pt.12

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This one ended up with a high page count so it had to be broken up as pt12 &13. Next one (pt13) will be up in a few days

My take on Fem dream ( The dreaming outfit)

You know when you find a good book and then just forget where you are...?

“We chose the term “asexual” to describe ourselves because both “celibate” and “anti-sexual” have connotations we wished to avoid: the first implies that one has sacrificed sexuality for some higher good, the second that sexuality is degrading or somehow inherently bad. “Asexual”, as we use it, does not mean “without sex” but “relating sexually to no one”. This does not, of course, exclude masturbation but implies that if one has sexual feelings they do not require another person for their expression. Asexuality is, simply, self-contained sexuality.”

— The Asexual Manifesto, Lisa Orlando and Barbara Getz, 1972

I'm here to spread propaganda.

Wind has knives. Sooo many knives. He is that one meme where someone goes "remove your weapons" and he spends twenty minutes pulling knives out of increasingly odd places.

At one point something grabbed his hair and they got stabbed. Wind didn't even move, his hair stabbed them.

He wasn't a chosen hero he was a random island kid who just wanted to save his sister. He learned how to fight mainly from pirates. He collected any weapons he could and used whatever he could find to survive.

Kid is hard-core as fuck and has so many weapons on him. He is d a n g e r o u s I love him.

(Also Mask for sure stole at least one of his knives and Time still has it)

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

ideally jk rowling will be next

Saw somebody trashing Wirt from over the garden wall again and like.... if you have never had to be the main caretaker of another child when you were a kid, esp through dangerous and stressful times, I don't want to hear any bullshit from you about Wirt being distant or irritated

Also in hindsight Dana’s choice to not purposely trap Luz on the Isles from the get go and only do it later makes so much sense.

Not just because you eliminate the popular trope.

Because your giving Luz the freedom of choice. And your allowing her to have some heresay without as much other issues hanging over her from the beginning.

It lets her development the attachement more naturally. Because she made the choice. Not had the choice made for her

Avatar au for the Sanders Sides

Yo! Everyone the fox has gotten a new idea!

Anyway! before i go into this i just wanna say i have only watched Atla, Korra? nope, I’ve only seen what Tumblr shown me and amv’s XD and atla was a while ago as well… so… uh this au will take place after Korra but since i haven’t watched Korra… this will be hecking tricky!

Let’s ignore how not canon this will be from The Legend of Korra’s standpoint (like maybe much of the whole series) i present to you the current ideas and character info that i have.

Some angst, cause shit is sad at times. Anyway the info is under the cut BECAUSE THIS WILL GET LONG!

Continuar lendo

Pov same image

I am so much more active on insta I’m sorry 😎

Sidewalk chalk is an underrated medium

i like the concept of soulmates—not a “you’re destined to meet me, and love me” kind of soulmate, but a “i’d pick you, every time.” kind of soulmate. a “no matter what happens, and what has happened, i want to go through it with you.” kind of soulmate. a “i love you by choice, and you’re a blessing, and i’m going to continue thinking about you this way not because i have to but because i want to.” kind of soulmate. a “you help me rest easy when everything is difficult” kind of soulmate. a “in every possible outcome, i want you there, to share it with me.” kind of soulmate.

Reblog or your straight

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

Ares in Mythology:

Kills the guy who tried to assault his daughter and refused to apologize for it when he got put on trial (it was ruled justifiable homicide by Athena btw). 

The only time he’d been captured in battle was when he was protecting his mom from being captured by giants who wanted to forcibly marry her.

Found and Freed Thanatos when he was imprisoned by Sisyphus when no other Gods could

Helps found the Amazons by helping their founder escape her abusive husband and becomes their patron God.

Genuinely loves and respects Aphrodite as her own person

One of his epithets is “feasted by women”.

Ares in Modern Media: 

Meatheaded sexist asshole out of an eighties teen movie.

Conclusion: My boy is getting done dirtier than Hades in modern representation. Ares is one of the least problematic Gods in the pantheon (except for the murders, I will grant you) and ya’ll are sleeping on him.

１３か所の思い出の地を巡りゼルダ姫の想いを受け取った。 (I have visited and taken in all 13 places where Zelda’s memories were.) 思い出の中のゼルダ姫はいつも一所懸命だった。。。 (Within all those memories, Zelda was always working forwards with all her might.) 一刻も早くゼルダ姫を救い出して彼女の笑顔をもう一度この目で見たい。 (I need to save Zelda as quickly as I can, for I wish to see her smiling once more.)

After recovering Master Sword: I finally recovered the legendary Sword of Evil’s Bane, The Master Sword. It might be just my imagination, but I feel the Sword is also happy about this. Zelda still keeps her hope up that one day I will rescue her by continuing her struggle against the Calamity in Hyrule Castle But…do I have enough strength to save her as now?

Finally I have overcome the difficult Trial of the Sword. I have gained the strength, both physically and mentally to wield the Master Sword to the fullest. I believe that Zelda will also be happy and gives blessing to my growth.

OMG THIS IS CANON! THE JAPANESE JOURNAL IS WRITTEN IN FIRST PERSON. SO IT’S LINK WHO WRITES THE MEMORIES! LINK CARES SO MUCH FOR HER! ❤❤❤❤

The podcast with the Duffers talking about Eddie really pissed me off. They just really came off as if they'd put very little thought into his character other than, hey, wouldn't it be cool if...? So many things don't add up.

Like, them saying he was never going to graduate. That was just an unrealistic dream of his. For one, have they never heard of a GED? (No, but, seriously, have they??)

And also, Eddie wasn't stupid. He read Lord of the Rings. Not an easy novel to get through, and especially frustrating for those who don't read well. He tends to have a pretty impressive vocabulary. Writes out entire D&D campaigns, including maps, etc (again with the reading), and I have yet to meet a D&D DM who isn't smart and creative and incredibly detailed. He pulls percentages out of his ass for weed discounts. And, hello, it's doubtful his family had the means for guitar lessons, so he is one hundred percent self-taught. Which leads me to believe the only reason he hadn't graduated was because he didn't want to (and that's an entirely separate topic delving into Eddie's psyche that I'll save for another day). Let's not also ignore the fact that he very likely designed the Hellfire logo.

But, he had no future. And yes, yes, the whole 'but he was wanted for murder and would end up on death row' excuse. In a show where the government has multiple times stepped in to make up stories to clean up the mess from the Upside Down. Where there was zero evidence to pin it on Eddie, and, oh yeah, multiple witnesses including Steve, Dustin, Max, and Robin who could literally provide an alibi for Eddie during Fred's death??

ETA: ALSO. You can't use the whole murder thing as an excuse when Hopper, the heroic sheriff, would've been back just in time to step in and go, uh, no. Sorry. Not him.

But, seriously, Duffers. Do you think before you say any of this crap?

Roman: Everybody's tragic backstory gave them mad skills and all I got were trust issues and anxiety.

There’s something about how it’s always been “get back to my mom” for Luz and never really “get back home”

Pose practice with avengers au :)

(Interested? You can find more about it here!)

yeah

Roman deserves all the men

Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.