Hear Me Out First Class Erik And Apocalypse Charles Set In Dofp

sambucky god tier ship cuz they're so constantly "In another life, I would've really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you" and "you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid" at the same time. often in the same breath

it's really cool to see how deeply people care about this franchise! i just want to say that i'm a casual marvel watcher who happens to ship sambucky so this post isn't anything serious

anyone who disagrees with this post is welcome to express their opinion, but i want to establish that i'm not dying on this hill or anything

if my boyfriend started leading a group called the new avengers that worked with the government (and included the government appointed captain america) after i fought alongside the former captain america for the belief that the avengers should not work with the government due to fear of limitation and corruption AND was chosen by the former captain america to be the next captain america, i too would be fucking pissed

i love that the spectrum of poolverine shippers ranges from "well they fucked in the honda odyssey so" to "someone finally brought logan home" it's just so lovely

being accused of shooting jfk isn't an entry level requirement to be my comfort character but it sure is an interesting bonus

dp&w raised my standards because there is nothing more romantic than kidnapping the so-called worst variant of a dead hero and dragging him on a homoerotic timeline-saving adventure that ends with bringing him home to your blind coke-addicted grandmother figure roommate

"the wolverine isn't straight" i say into the mic, walking off the stage to thunderous applause and staring down that one guy who called logan a "lunatic" instead simply saying "bisexual"

wade casually asking logan if he trusts him as wade is about to do something that could very well cause their timeline to collapse (cook breakfast)

and logan genuinely considers the fact that he does trust this dumbass not to break his heart, but does not trust said dumbass to successfully cook and proceeds to snatch the spatula out of wade's hand and shove him out the kitchen

fuck being a magneto apologist, just be a magneto supporter

Some more thunderbolts head cannons:

When Bob gets too prideful he becomes blond and that's the team indicator for when he is about to become sentry

Alexei definitely the one to set up field trip to tower for local school

The thunderbolts are a sponsor for at least one pee-wee soccer team and when the press ask why they act like it's a inside joke

The team gets genuinely worried when John says something so dumb to the point that John get weekly concussion check ups

Ava gets claustrophobic

The team each have their own build-a-bear (Bob has a custom one)

Yelena, Ava, and John go to the mall together (John is just there to carry the bags and pay but he likes the company)

Yelena taught Ava how to do makeup

There is a joking theory from the public that Bob is being held hostage at the tower

Sometimes when Bob turns into void, the void gets too tired to actually do something so they just lay there till somebody founds him and snap him out of it

Bob loves training as it makes him feel useful for the team

Yelena was the one who gifted Apline to Bucky because it "reminded her of him"

Ava loves to rage bait Walker

Ava sees Walker like her little ( middle schooler) brother while Walker sees Ava like his younger (annoying) sister

Ava loves using Tik Tok slang but stopped using it after Alexei said "CHAT" when referring to the team

Alexei calls ava his daughter

John LOVES competive cooking shows and hates to admit it. He yells at the screen like he's watching football so everyone just assumes he is.

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