— Fiona Apple

Sam: [uses his psychic demon blood powers to tune into Dean’s thoughts just in case Dean is silently talking shit]

Dean’s thoughts:

Sam: what the fuck

the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they're been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now

Oh hey it's me.

I post for the girls who make very bad first impressions, girls that can’t maintain eye contact, girls that are severely incapable of making conversation, and girls that never think before they speak.

literally the best sam line delivery in the show

arguably the biggest dean crime

tell me why in the tags