The Angel Staying Over At My House Asked For A Nightlight In Their Room And I Told Them Buddy, Don't

the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they're been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now

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1 year ago

Story time:

In middle school biology, we did an experiment. We were given yams, which we would sprout in cups of water. We then had to make hypotheses about how the yams would grow, based on descriptions of yam plants in our books, and make notes of our observations as they grew.

Here’s what was supposed to happen: we were supposed to see that the actual growth of the plant did not resemble our hypotheses. We were then supposed to figure out that these were, in fact, sweet potatoes.

What actually happened was that every single student in every single class lied in their notes so that their observations perfectly matched their hypotheses. See, everyone assumed the mismatch meant they had done something wrong in the process of growing the plant or that they had misunderstood the dichotomous key or the plant identification terminology. And, thanks to the wonders of a public school education, everyone assumed the wrong results would get us a failing grade. We were trying to pass. We didn’t want to get bitched out by the teacher. Curiosity, learning, science - that had nothing to do with why we were sitting in that classroom. So we all lied.

The teacher was furious. She tried to fail every student, but the administration stepped in and told her she wasn’t allowed to because a 100% fail rate is recognized as a failure of the teacher, not the class. It wasn’t even her fault, really, though her being a notorious hard-ass didn’t help. It was a failure of the entire educational system.

So whenever I see crap like Elizabeth Holmes’s blood test scam or pharmaceutical trials which are unable to be replicated or industry-funded research that reaches wildly unscientific conclusions, I just remember those fucking sweet potatoes. I remember that curiosity dies when people are just trying to give their superiors the “right” answers, so they can get the grade, get the job, get the paycheck. It’s not about truth when it’s about paying rent. There’s no scientific integrity if you can’t control for human desperation.

1 year ago
ID: A digital comic. Out the window of the Impala, Dean laughs as a woman flirts with Cas. "uh oh! Looks like someone's got a fan!" Sam whips his head over, shocked, "Seriously!? Someone's hitting on Cas?" Dean says yeah. Sam rubs his face, laughing "God, never thought I'd see that!"
Sam is still laughing as Dean stares at him blankly, missing the joke. "What do you mean?" he asks. Sam responds "I mean... it's Cas." Dean waits for more, "Yeah I know it's Cas." Sam pauses for a beat and says, "yeah..."
He tries to keep going. "I love the guy but it's not like he's turning heads... I mean he's like a dorky little... dad. Could you imagine anyone finding him Sexy!?" Dean buffers like he's still waiting for the punchline and then suddenly; he blue screens out, a chill running through him. He looks horrified because he CAN imagine that. Very well. /END ID

i love that skepticalfrog post where dean realizes cas is just Some Guy to literally everyone else and then he has to chew on some leather [ID in alt]

ID: small continuation from the first comic. Aaron checks some text from Dean that come in immediate succession. "Dude, Cas is hot right? Confirm that Cas is hot. Please respond." Aarons responds in all lowercase "dean you are unwell." Dean is flustered. /END ID
1 year ago

okay everyone, now that we're almost at the end of 2023 i would LOVE to know what your favorite fanfic that you read for the first time this year was?

i'll go first, mine was The Benjamin Franklin Key-and-Kite Experiment

1 year ago
Hehehe

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9 months ago

jinx has daddy issues but they're not about vander or silco they're about vi. no theyre not sister issues they're daddy issues about her sister


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2 years ago

These are all so amazing i love them.

the people deserve to know my random tma headcanons

- melanie and jon are the exact same height. it pisses both of them off. 

- daisy is the oldest archival assistant, she doesn’t tell anybody her birthday tho (except basira)

- tim has a nose ring, dont argue he just does 

- tim and sasha pretended to get engaged to get free food from restaurants more than once 

- melanie and jon have the same birthday. it pisses both of them off.

- jon steals everybody’s laundry and has worn at least one item of everybody’s clothes 

- martin’s crush didn’t start until after mag22, jon’s started after martin told him about his cv 

- jon is literally incapable of standing still

- elias made his bet with peter in ep100 

- something in my heart and in my soul is so certain that jon lied about how many statements he took during his intervention 


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