everyday used to be the same in barbieland until it wasn’t – a rupture of some sorts occurred about a year ago, when stereotypical barbie had to go to the real world and solve the issue. and apparently, it was this barbie’s turn. she waved farewell to every barbie, ken and midge, skipper & allan too. it was comforting to know someone was waiting for her return before she even left, but it was something that had to be done. urgent, nonetheless. no more barbies should bare witness to these horrific conditions. as it turns out, the scenarios get worse each time! barbie found out the hard way that her morning milk was spoilt and that water is, in fact, wet ( also that showers seem to work?? ).
and off she went into the real world, to fix this catastrophe. but this world seems duller than barbie mentioned. ceruleans wander in horror at the sights of … she squints at a bill barbieboard, reading G - O - T - H - A - M . E - L - E - C - T - I - O - N - S. interesting name, she thought, wondering who gotham was. as she walked down a busy street, barbie tried to stop individuals to ask them about mattel headquarters, but everyone seemed to ignore her. weird, definitely weird.
🙶 excuse me sir - sir! sir? 🙷 another failed attempt and melancholy started to set in. this was harder than stereotypical barbie’s encounter with the real world. 🙶 sir, excuse me, 🙷 she tried once more, this time lightly patting @chaoticjoke's shoulder, unlike the previous attempts which were exclusively verbal. 🙶 hi! can you tell me where to find mattel? 🙷 a bright smile flashed, she couldn’t let down courtesy, even if time was important and ruth knows what would happen if she took too long to fix the rupture in barbieland.
You think I am stopping you because I don’t think your capable? You being capable is the problem.”
“You mean more to me than my next breath. there was no ask.”
“Choosing love and war are both honorable choices.”
You are injured. I will murder you if you get up and than bring you back to life to murder you again. I love you.”
“I could fight ghosts themselves and not flinch if only to see you whole.”
“Love doesn’t need reason.”
“Love doesn’t see reason.”
“I’d yell now that we are alive though you clearly don’t listen to me.”
“Are you going to be the one to stop me? because I know what I am going to do, I just need to know who is going to try and stop me.”
“This world needs you far more than me.”
“Regardless of title or standing, I will fight and die for you or at your side.”
Look just because I am capable of protecting you, doesn’t mean you have to need it so much?”
“Wasn’t sure if I should yell at you or kiss you for getting yourself into this?’
“Love means we are a team. if we are going into danger, it is together since I doubt you like the macho role.”
“Of course, walk towards the danger because you have a human shield.”
“I’m not trying to control you. I am trying to keep you safe.”
“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”
“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”
“Don’t touch her/him!”
“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”
“I will always step in between you and something like that.”
“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”
“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”
“The stepping stool is unecessary.”
“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”
“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.”
“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”
“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”
“You could have been hurt.”
“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”
“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.” “I’m gonna protect you.”
“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”
“I’m not leaving you alone. Not now, not ever.”
“Let’s all watch a different movie. This one freaks her/him out.”
“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”
“She/He isn’t an object.”
“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”
“You don’t know anything about her/him!”
“What? You think that was funny? You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”
“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”
“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”
“Wait, let me walk you home.”
“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”
“It’s dangerous.
“I’m worried about you.”
“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”
“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”
“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”
“I’ll go see what the noise was.”
“Stay on the phone with me.”
“Promise me you’ll be safe.”
“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”
“He/She did what to you?”
“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”
“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.” “Stay behind me.”
“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”
“I love you. Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”
“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out. Trust me, I know.”
“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”
“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”
“Thank you for always sticking with me.”
“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”
“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”
“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”
️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️10 FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM 10 DIFFERENT FANDOMS.
wednesday addams : any addams family canon
robin scherbatsky : how i met your mother
chishiya shuntaro : alice in borderland
joker : dc
daniel atlas : now you see me
gia : boo bitch
venom : venom ..... i like the symbiote okay
anakin skywalker : star wars
shaggy rogers : scooby doo
katherine pierce : the vampire diaries
♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ tagged by the bestie @edxmunson ♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ tagging the other besties that come across this ( if you haven't done it already )
❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜
" as we always do, " a bright smile upon pink glossed lips as she's laying one arm around midge's shoulders, pulling her closer, " when haven't we though? i swear i can't think of even one single moment in time when we didn't accomplish whatever we set our minds to. " and it was all because of midge's presence in her life ; note to the reader, this barbie wouldn't have survived more than a week without her best friend. barbie needed midge in her life more than she needed ken – as atrocious as it sounds, it was true. there were many types of love out there and if barbie had to pick one, she'd always choose the platonic one with midge over the romantic one with ken. doll lovers come and go, but doll friendships last forever.
" have i told you i love you today? because i do, i love you midge! "
" because, usually, when the last scene has been filmed or the curtain's closing, the story dies. sure, maybe there will be another remake. or a vhs tape to watch. but the story is over. and i don't want this to be over. i'm scared, astra i really am. what if this is the end of us? "
in celebration of the barbie (2023) movie these are quotes from barbie animated movies. as usual, you're free to change whatever will make it make sense for your rp.
" this year i want everything to change. "
" did they kiss you? they kissed you, didn't they? are they a good kisser? "
" today i found a note in my locker from a secret admirer. "
" i'm totally the most boring person i know. "
" just to set the record straight , i do wash my clothes! "
" sometimes what's real is something you can't see. "
" no one can make you feel inferior. not without your consent. "
" you stepped on eight of my toes! i only have four left! "
" are they not the dreamiest? "
" true courage is pursuing your dreams even when everyone else says it's impossible. "
" i am not a baby anymore! "
" come sit. i want to show you something. "
" every star is there for a reason. they don't have to fit in with the other stars to be important, they just have to be themselves. "
" i'm fine. i really just wanna go home. "
" i don't think this dress is right for a masked ball. "
" you can't keep away from the world forever. "
" _____ , you can create anything you imagine. "
" you have wonderful ideas. your ideas. "
" it's you i love, if you'll have me. "
“They called her naive for believing in the good in people. But she was just a loving soul, who thought that even monsters needed someone, who truly believed, they were angels once and they can be it again. And yes, maybe that was naive, but this world needed people like her.”
— Veronika Jensen (via siikens)
logged back to tell everyone hi barbie ! i plan on getting back real soon , but until then you can also find me over at my goth barbie blog !