Kon: Smart Is Attractive. Educate Me On Something I Don't Know!
Kon: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Tim: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Kon: Stop.
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Jason : Do you take constructive criticism?
Roy: I only take cash or credit.
Dick: Time for plan G.
Stephanie : Don’t you mean plan B?
Dick: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Tim: What about plan D?
Dick: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Cass : What about plan E?
Dick: I’m hoping not to use it. Jason dies again in plan E.
Damian : I like plan E.
Jason: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.
Roy: Marry me.
Bruce: What happened?!
Stephanie: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Bruce: Sh-short??
Stephanie: Shit's fucked.
Bruce: Okay, long.
Stephanie: Shit's very fucked.
Kid!Dick, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Kid!Barbara,in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Bruce: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Kid!Barbara: playing systemic oppression
Bruce: You're right.
Clark: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Wally: Dick, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Dick: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
Bruce : Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
Selena: Hi, I’m ‘things
Barbara: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Dick: Babs what kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Barbara , already taking off their clothes: God, Dick, you’re so fucking stupid.
Alfred: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Tiny emo Bruce: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Alfred: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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A nerd who posts about the bat family especially underrated characters like duke, Helena,Betty, Carrie,Alina,Barbara,Steph,Luke, Tiffany, Cullen, terry, Harper and any other underrated batfam characters including the popular ones like the bat bros so enjoy
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