Stop Saying Old Man Yaoi About 30 Year Olds. Old Man Yaoi Requires At Least One Viagra In The Mix

“I’ll carry that sin with you.”

soapshipping chibis ...please... need more of them being stupid cute little things

Ough I'm not that good at chibis, this is the chibier I could get muehhe ☕

rip gregory house you would’ve loved the phrase womp womp

need i say more

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

the reason they hired Robert Sean Leonard as James Wilson was so they could use Rsl good looks to distract us from Wilson's batshit actions

ending one minute at a time

“normal guy and his pet freak” relationship BOOOOO no. two guys who seem normal but the longer people spend around them everyone realizes they are absolutely fucked and weird except theyre both very into the other persons particular illness

Every episode of house be like:

A small child is visibly ill. They start coughing and clutching their throat, but whips out an inhaler and they’re fine. Oh shit! The man across the street just started bleeding out of both of his eyeballs!

Cut to house grimacing in pain and swallowing too much Vicodin.

Differential! Go! Shut up chase you’re an idiot.

They do a bunch of tests, everything is inconclusive!

We need to biopsy the patients eyeballs!

Cut to foreman explaining to the family about how invasive and dangerous a biopsy is.

Biopsy is inconclusive. Cut to house and Wilson. Wilson gives a long introspective dialogue about how houses addiction is deeply rooted in his own self hatred and that he pushes people away to further punish himself.

Epiphany time! Give the patient the medicine drug!

Patient is saved. House and Wilson eye fuck each other while going out for drinks.