Can I Touch Lightly On This Topic? Have You Ever Loved Someone That Is Emotionally Manipulative? Someone

getting really popular for playing a closet homosexual in one queercoded media as an actor has gotta be one thing but having it happen twice is kind of insane rip robert sean leonard for being gay and dying twice

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

"Billford is toxic" Yeah no shit! That's why we're calling it toxic old man yaoi! Nobody said it's Thee ship ever and that's it's gonna be healthy and they deserve each other, we're saying it's funny, we're saying it's perfectly insane and silly and you know what? It's fucking canon so let us have our fun and stop being so boring!

House MD + text posts pt. 6/?

He's so done

yeah biggest warning i can give is do NOT watch house if you’re neurodivergent. you will not be able to escape its claws. your age or profession or interests do NOT matter. it will take over your life and soon you’ll be making a separate blog just for house and that’s just the start…

brb I found someone who is better than me in some way and now I will be abandoning all pursuits until I beat them at their own game (they are not even aware of said game)

Every episode of house be like:

A small child is visibly ill. They start coughing and clutching their throat, but whips out an inhaler and they’re fine. Oh shit! The man across the street just started bleeding out of both of his eyeballs!

Cut to house grimacing in pain and swallowing too much Vicodin.

Differential! Go! Shut up chase you’re an idiot.

They do a bunch of tests, everything is inconclusive!

We need to biopsy the patients eyeballs!

Cut to foreman explaining to the family about how invasive and dangerous a biopsy is.

Biopsy is inconclusive. Cut to house and Wilson. Wilson gives a long introspective dialogue about how houses addiction is deeply rooted in his own self hatred and that he pushes people away to further punish himself.

Epiphany time! Give the patient the medicine drug!

Patient is saved. House and Wilson eye fuck each other while going out for drinks.

he diagnosed me with brain rot :-/