Alexander: I have an amazing wife, a beautiful son and three best friends who I love dearly. I am truly blessed. What can go wrong?
Lafayette: lets down hair and evolves into a cocky piece of purple velvet
Alexander: gREAT GOOGLEY MOOGLEY ITS ALL GONE WRoNg
Y'all need to realize that:
Lafayette is YOUNGER than Hamilton by a couple of months.
Aaron Burr is about a year older than Hamilton.
Hamilton had an older brother, James Jr. Hamilton
Angelica once BITCH SLAPPED Jefferson so hard that Jefferson would sometimes refuse to go to events if he thought Angelica was going to be there.
Jefferson also feared Eliza because of this incident.
Lafayette was the last of the Hamilsquad to die in 1834.
Lafayette was rumored to have an affair with Antoinette. Leave the affairs to Hamilton.
Aaron Burr died 2 years later in 1836.
Peggy died in 1801.
This means that Eliza lost her father, her husband, her son, and her sister from 1801-1804.
Angelica only lived 10 more years after Hamilton died.
Eliza forgave Hamilton BEFORE Philip died.
Eliza liked to tell stories.
Anytime anyone tried to apologize to Eliza for Hamilton’s death (Monroe, Burr, etc), she would scold them.
Lafayette had couldn’t dance to save his life. Marie Antoinette knew this and made fun of him by inviting him to a dance.
Aaron Burr remarried in 1833 and they remained together until his death.
His wife’s name was ELIZA.
Aaron Burr was the lawyer in Maria Reynold’s divorce procedures.
Aaron Burr AND Hamilton WORKED TOGETHER in 1801 for a murder trial.
Monroe tried to duel Hamilton over the Reynolds pamphlet only to be stopped by BURR.
Aaron Burr sucked with money.
Aaron Burr tried to created AMERICA 2.
THIS WAS ONLY A 2-3 YEARS AFTER THE DUEL.
HE THEN RAN AWAY TO ENGLAND.
SERIOUSLY WTF BURR.
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no one probably wants to see this but
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
Could you do some holloween 2p Fruk? Maybe, Ollie getting really dressed up & François wearing a, "this is my costume" shirt or doing the Adams Family thing when she "dresses up" as a serial killer? Or 1p's? Or neither is cool too, you're awesome! <3
I’m sorry what-
habit said trans rights!
an actual clueless angel marries an edgy guy for god knows what reason The Movie
So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”
To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”
I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.