I Was Walking Through The Toy Aisle At Target When I Found This Thing And Had A VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE

Quick Hamilton Facts

Y'all need to realize that:

Lafayette is YOUNGER than Hamilton by a couple of months.

Aaron Burr is about a year older than Hamilton.

Hamilton had an older brother, James Jr. Hamilton

Angelica once BITCH SLAPPED Jefferson so hard that Jefferson would sometimes refuse to go to events if he thought Angelica was going to be there.

Jefferson also feared Eliza because of this incident.

Lafayette was the last of the Hamilsquad to die in 1834.

Lafayette was rumored to have an affair with Antoinette. Leave the affairs to Hamilton.

Aaron Burr died 2 years later in 1836.

Peggy died in 1801.

This means that Eliza lost her father, her husband, her son, and her sister from 1801-1804.

Angelica only lived 10 more years after Hamilton died.

Eliza forgave Hamilton BEFORE Philip died.

Eliza liked to tell stories.

Anytime anyone tried to apologize to Eliza for Hamilton’s death (Monroe, Burr, etc), she would scold them.

Lafayette had couldn’t dance to save his life. Marie Antoinette knew this and made fun of him by inviting him to a dance.

Aaron Burr remarried in 1833 and they remained together until his death.

His wife’s name was ELIZA.

Aaron Burr was the lawyer in Maria Reynold’s divorce procedures.

Aaron Burr AND Hamilton WORKED TOGETHER in 1801 for a murder trial.

Monroe tried to duel Hamilton over the Reynolds pamphlet only to be stopped by BURR.

Aaron Burr sucked with money.

Aaron Burr tried to created AMERICA 2.

THIS WAS ONLY A 2-3 YEARS AFTER THE DUEL.

HE THEN RAN AWAY TO ENGLAND.

SERIOUSLY WTF BURR.

What kind of pokemon is this?

sailor boi ⚓️

Do you still do s/o asks? If so how do you think the protagonists would react to their s/o cosplaying as monokuma and irritating him by childishly imitating him and repeating every word he says?

Oh, I’ve always done them, Anon. In fact if you look way back, you can see this blog was built on those asks.

I just don’t get them as frequently, which is why you don’t see much of it anymore.

Thanks for the ask, anon! I hope you enjoy!

So, S/O REALLY did not like Monokuma. Whenever he spoke, it always grated them the wrong way. So everytime he began to speak, S/O began to mock him, at first it was only whenever he said something VERY dumb making some crack up.

Then it turned into every other sentence.

Then it turned into every sentence.

Then it got so far, to which S/O made a fucking suit of Monokuma, and began speaking like him.

While this annoyed the SHIT out of Monokuma, it made their boyfriend(s) laugh like hell.

Makoto

At first, he was only snickering when he heard his S/O mocking Monokuma. He would try to warn them not to go too far, or let him hear them, but then he didn’t care anymore, once he saw the suit, he couldn’t stop laughing.

Makoto’s laugh was contagious, it caught onto the rest of the class, making them all laugh at Monokuma.

Hajime

At first he was laughing, but when he saw his S/O bring in the bear suit, he just lost it.

After Monokuma began getting visibly angry, he joined in the mocking alongside S/O.

Eventually, this was joined in by Hiyoko, Ibuki, and even Sonia.

Monomi joined in as well, so you had an entire army bullying Monokuma as soon as he appeared.

This demotivated him so much, that he eventually stopped caring about the killing game, and went away, everyone voting for S/O to take center stage for Monokuma’s place.

(S/O) “PUHUHU! LOOK AT ME! I’M AN ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT! LET’S GO DO SOME STUPID THINGS TODAY!”

And in the distance, you could hear Monokuma eating a carton of ice cream, crying.

wait he can cry?

Shuichi

Unlike the other two, he would NOT be laughing. In fact, he’d be very afraid for S/O’s life, not wanting her to get ganked by Monokuma after being mocked for like, an entire week straight.

Not to mention Miu and Kokichi joining in was NOT helping the case, and instead of getting sad like in DR2, he got PISSED.

As soon as S/O brought in the suit, Monokuma had enough and jumped in front of the cubs.

“STOP MOCKING ME DAMN IT”

Which of course, made S/O, Miu, and Kokichi laugh even harder.

Kaede

Not only did she laugh alongside everyone else, she went above and beyond by finding a portable keyboard, and playing a horribly played tune of Monokuma’s theme whenever S/O showed up in the costume.

Making matters worse, Kokichi and Miu dressed up like the cubs, mocking both the kids AND the dad.

At which point Monokuma had ENOUGH.

“OKAY YUP. ALL OF YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL.”

(S/O) “Totally-”

(Kaede) “WORTH IT-”

Rome and Venice 

smile for me thangz

THINGS MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LAFAYETTE

-wrote in all caps in his letters when he was excited

-slept under a tree with Washington after the battle of Monmouth, both enveloped in Washington’s cape

-basically saved the life of the Queen by kissing her hand

-re-gifted a fucking aligator to President John Adams cause he didn’t know what the fuck to do with it

-wanted to go kill the Beast of Gévaudan (some big scary people-eating wolf that scared the shit out of the french at the time) by himself at like 6 years old

-called both Jefferson and Washington on their bullshit, telling them to free all their slaves… neither listened

-actually bought an entire island full of slaves with his wife Adrienne and freed them all, gave them money for the work they did, gave them education

-last letter he wrote before his death was about freeing slaves and how sad he was that France was taking so long to give people of colour the same rights than white people

-died holding a picture of his dead-wife to his heart

-cried with Jefferson when they met for the first time in years after both American and French revolutions

-continued to fight and got back on his horse when he was shot in the leg during his first battle

-called his only son “George Washington de Lafayette”

-was socially awkward af, especially when he was young

-a ginger

-left France to go fight for America when the King, his step family, and basically the whole court told him “no”

-had to sneak out of France

-sources differ, but probably left disguised as a woman so no one would recognised him

-gave the biggest symbol of French Revolution  (the key of the just-destroyed Bastille, a prison where the enemies of the King and Kingdom were imprisoned) to Washington

-orphan

-told Washington he was his lost father

-tripped when dancing with the Queen of France and never heard the end of it

-had “sleepovers” on the grass with John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton where they talked about politic

-threw himself in front of a loaded cannon ready to shoot to try to stop an event of the french Revolution to become too bloody

-at some point, pretty much everyone in France wanted him dead

-slept through two of the biggest events of the french Revolution lol

-gave money and helped a lot of poor farmers in need

-fought for other religions than his and the King’s own to be respected and have the same rights (specifically fought for Protestant and Jewish people)

-fought against death penalties

-brought back some dirt from America and told his son to put it on top of his grave when he dies

-redecorated his whole house in France just like American’s homes

-actually told people he was American

-altogether had a slight obsessing problem with America

-had his own room at Washington’s home

-had a ring with Washington’s hair in it

-was one of the richest man in France at the age of 12 because his whole family had basically died at that point

-changed back his family motto to “Why not?”

-was only 19 when he left for America

-was detained in horrible conditions in prison for 5 years (2 of which with his wife and daughters)

-refused the hell out of several powerful positions in politic and in the army because he didn’t found these to be close enough to his ideals of freedom and shit

I’m sorry what-