When Your Cryptid Boyfriend Gets Up In The Middle Of The Night For A Snack

Alexander: I have an amazing wife, a beautiful son and three best friends who I love dearly. I am truly blessed. What can go wrong?

Lafayette: lets down hair and evolves into a cocky piece of purple velvet

Alexander: gREAT GOOGLEY MOOGLEY ITS ALL GONE WRoNg

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Do you still do s/o asks? If so how do you think the protagonists would react to their s/o cosplaying as monokuma and irritating him by childishly imitating him and repeating every word he says?

Oh, I’ve always done them, Anon. In fact if you look way back, you can see this blog was built on those asks.

I just don’t get them as frequently, which is why you don’t see much of it anymore.

Thanks for the ask, anon! I hope you enjoy!

So, S/O REALLY did not like Monokuma. Whenever he spoke, it always grated them the wrong way. So everytime he began to speak, S/O began to mock him, at first it was only whenever he said something VERY dumb making some crack up.

Then it turned into every other sentence.

Then it turned into every sentence.

Then it got so far, to which S/O made a fucking suit of Monokuma, and began speaking like him.

While this annoyed the SHIT out of Monokuma, it made their boyfriend(s) laugh like hell.

Makoto

At first, he was only snickering when he heard his S/O mocking Monokuma. He would try to warn them not to go too far, or let him hear them, but then he didn’t care anymore, once he saw the suit, he couldn’t stop laughing.

Makoto’s laugh was contagious, it caught onto the rest of the class, making them all laugh at Monokuma.

Hajime

At first he was laughing, but when he saw his S/O bring in the bear suit, he just lost it.

After Monokuma began getting visibly angry, he joined in the mocking alongside S/O.

Eventually, this was joined in by Hiyoko, Ibuki, and even Sonia.

Monomi joined in as well, so you had an entire army bullying Monokuma as soon as he appeared.

This demotivated him so much, that he eventually stopped caring about the killing game, and went away, everyone voting for S/O to take center stage for Monokuma’s place.

(S/O) “PUHUHU! LOOK AT ME! I’M AN ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT! LET’S GO DO SOME STUPID THINGS TODAY!”

And in the distance, you could hear Monokuma eating a carton of ice cream, crying.

wait he can cry?

Shuichi

Unlike the other two, he would NOT be laughing. In fact, he’d be very afraid for S/O’s life, not wanting her to get ganked by Monokuma after being mocked for like, an entire week straight.

Not to mention Miu and Kokichi joining in was NOT helping the case, and instead of getting sad like in DR2, he got PISSED.

As soon as S/O brought in the suit, Monokuma had enough and jumped in front of the cubs.

“STOP MOCKING ME DAMN IT”

Which of course, made S/O, Miu, and Kokichi laugh even harder.

Kaede

Not only did she laugh alongside everyone else, she went above and beyond by finding a portable keyboard, and playing a horribly played tune of Monokuma’s theme whenever S/O showed up in the costume.

Making matters worse, Kokichi and Miu dressed up like the cubs, mocking both the kids AND the dad.

At which point Monokuma had ENOUGH.

“OKAY YUP. ALL OF YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL.”

(S/O) “Totally-”

(Kaede) “WORTH IT-”

Drew Rod and Emelaigne! They’re such cute siblings ;_;

Rome and Venice 

Ring meg, storebror, Emil.

2a for @janyeeet~

Darry when he realized he has to take care of his brothers and he considers putting up with pony’s shit hell……..

Alright, I’ve finally finished it. And by that, what I actually mean is that I finished it ages ago and left it to rot in a folder. Whoops.

This message is me trying to find out if there are more people who know this lovely boi, because he needs more love 🤌