A non-canon blurb from The Before and After universe.
Din is not a smart man. Never claimed to be, and would reluctantly accept any compliments that would argue against the fact. Yes, he was intelligent in the ways that mattered within his job. But outside of being multi-lingual, a weapon expert, tracking master, and skilled fighter; Din was not a smart man.
If he were a smart man, he would have noticed the way you had been acting odd all week leading up to him going off for a week on a job. If he were a smart man, he would have noticed the way you looked at him more intently with that mischievous look in your eyes when you had something planned. If he were a smart man, he would have picked up on the tone in your voice when you had commed him the moment he returned to Jakku. And if he were a smart man, he would have noticed the flower petals on the floor the moment he walked into your shared home or even picked up on the sound of moaning when he had entered the bedroom looking for you and hell-bent on having a long, hot shower.
But Din is not a smart man.
To be released on Friday, February 10th.
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been seeing a lot of this lately and all i gotta say is what the fuck
After the last batch got so much positive feedback, I decided to make some more dividers! Like the first batch, reblogs and likes are much appreciated, especially if you use them for any of your works. You can credit me if you want, but you don't have to!
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okay but nessie was given the scientific name nessiteras rhombopteryx so she’d be included in the conservation of wild creatures and wild plants act of ‘75.
it’s a felony to shoot bigfoot in washington state.
the human race has sent out messages to the stars, hoping that any extraterrestrials who hear will accept our offer of friendship.
ghost hunters extend their sympathy to the souls of murder victims and bring along items that the spirits loved in life.
I think there’s something very human about the desire to believe in the paranormal. we don’t know if any of these things truly exist, but we make the offer of friendship and protection anyway. I just think it’s really lovely in its own ridiculous way.
I completely forgot I made this and panicked when I saw I had nearly 100 notifications. I'm glad you people are enjoying the suffering I inflicted 😂
Anyway, hi! Welcome to my shit show! Make yourself comfortable! I have snacks.
I don't know if anyone's done this yet cause I'm not in the PP fandom, I haven't seen it, but since watching SNL I can't unsee this whenever I get the ad for it so suffer with me.
I made this in 5 minutes while I made mac n cheese don't @ me over quality just enjoy.
God I'm so attracted to this woman, she's one of the only people on my list who could make me genuinely blush and faint from how gorgeous she is holy fuck what a woman.
Things You’d Only Know if You Were Hannah Waddingham | TZR
For any of you who are writing ‘across the pond’-here is a little guide I put together of some common differences between British and American English!
I literally just need to edit the fic I've been promising for weeks now like this post to give me the power to finally fucking finish and post it. Transfer your power to me, you insomniac heathens.
➤ French Revolution ➤ Alternate Universe - Australia ➤ Playwriting ➤ Service Animals
Fuck yeah, I'm down.
curious about what's in store for you for 2023? :D
(this is a random generator that will give you four (4) ao3 tags, so you know, warnings for what that usually entails)
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Coming from an Indigenous/Mexican family in the deep south where most of us have kids by the time we're like 16 and don't go to college, not only did I get to meet my great-grandpa but he's still around and kicking it. He's witnessed the birth of his great, great-grandkids and it's so surreal knowing he was there for many of my cousin's weddings and their kids as well.
But being from the south, it means a lot of our history was never written down so we relied on the fact that we have these people around to give us their oral history but a lot of people just don't care. I've been the family historian since I realized that fact and lemme tell you there are a lot of skeletons in southern family closets.
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