I completely forgot I made this and panicked when I saw I had nearly 100 notifications. I'm glad you people are enjoying the suffering I inflicted đ
Anyway, hi! Welcome to my shit show! Make yourself comfortable! I have snacks.
I don't know if anyone's done this yet cause I'm not in the PP fandom, I haven't seen it, but since watching SNL I can't unsee this whenever I get the ad for it so suffer with me.
I made this in 5 minutes while I made mac n cheese don't @ me over quality just enjoy.
Those who wanted to defend the planet, the Protectors, went to Concord Dawn, those who wished to practice the old religion and keep weapons and armor went to the moon of Concordia. But in the old religion strength and glory in battle was everything, passifism and refusing to fight is the antithesis of that, what Mandalorians would consider almost satanic. So a terrorist group of religious zealots is trying to overthrow Satine and restore Mandalore to the old ways.
Darth Maul has survived, replacing the lower half of his body with a machine. Forsaken by Palpatine he seeks power, aided by a brother from his own world, Save Oppress, who was briefly trained by Count Dooku before being taken on by Maul as an apprentice. An alliance with the Mandalorians seeking to overthrow Satine gives Maul the chance to get what he wants most- power and to lore Obi Wan Kenobi into a trap so he may take revenge.Â
During the Clone Wars Anakin Skywalker took on an apprentice, Ahsoka Tano. Ahsoka left the Jedi order after she was framed for a crime she did not commit and had to prove her innocence on her own, while being hunted by the Jedi and Republic forces. Because the Jedi, aside from Anakin, did not trust her she grew disillusioned with the order and made her own way in the galaxy. The Jedi Order had become pawns in Palpatineâs war instead of keepers of peace, but Ahsoka still fights to help the people.
Now the Clone Wars draws to an end and Ahsoka has joined Bo-Katan to answer her plea for help. (The last three episodes of season 7: 9, 10 and 11 are like a companion peace to revenge of the Sith and worth watching).
Rebels
Sabine Wren, a runaway from Emperial-controlled Mandalor has joined the rebellion, adopted by rebel star pilot Hera and Jedi Kanan Jarus, who survived order 66 as a child. Along with fellow rebel Zeb, droid Chopper, and Kanan's Padawan Ezra, this found family crew fights for the rebellion. In this episode we see the struggle of a Jedi raising a young Mandalorian.Â
Sabine Wren tries to convince a Mandalorian captive to join the rebellion.Â
Sabine recovered the Dark Saber from Darth Maul. The Dark Saber has the potential to unite Mandalorians, and Jedi Kanan Jarrus sets out to train Sabine to wield it in the hopes that she can lead all Mandalorians into a rebellion against the Empire. But first Sabine will have to face her own past, including the family she fled
Bo-Katan makes her debut on Rebels and we see the story of how she became the leader of the Mandalorian rebellion.Â
Okay ya'll, we're half an hour away. Here are my predictions:
[ ] Paz survives
[ ] If Paz doesn't survive, Din adopts Ragnor
[ ] Bo-Katan tries to ride the Mythosaur and fails
[ ] Grogu, Din, or Boba rides the Mythosaur
[ ] Din finally calls Grogu his son after a near death experience
[ ] It's revealed that Bo-Katan had planned on turning Din and his cult over to Gideon for Mandalore and the Darksaber but changed her mind and the siege was a plan to double cross Gideon
[ ] Bo-Katan dies but convinces Din he's worthy of the darksaber and ruling Mandalore during her "Swan Song"
[ ] The Mandos survive the Siege but have to camp out on Navarro into Season 4 or they decide Nevarro is a better place to start over
OR
[ ] Or Mandalore is blown up and they all start over on Nevarro until they figure out where to go
[ ] The whole galaxy shows up to rescue Din from Sorgon to really obscure characters who only showed up once before but you're expected to remember
[ ] Bonus: characters who show up to help are from completely different movies and shows that should absolutely not be showing up to help yet here they are
[ ] Cobb Vanth shows up and no one comments on his new robotic limb
[ ] The Armorer drops a huge truth bomb that explains her shady behavior without being the true anti-hero of the season
[ ] Koska is the whistleblower
[ ] The episode will have the action we've been craving with the storytelling we deserve but ends on a cliffhanger that will be a month long shit show "discussion" on Twitter and Vlogs/Podcasts
[ ] Season 4 comes out 6 years from now
[ ] The episode hints at Din somehow being a future mentor to Rey in the upcoming movie
[ ] An unnecessary subplot written in just to serve as a segue into Ahsoka or any of the other upcoming Star Wars but adds nothing to Din's show and story
All I can hear is Merida from brave đ
This was one of the first spicy fics I read in the fandom when I got into the fandom, or at least the first to really stick out to me. I love @prolix-yuy's fics so much, genuinely a huge inspiration and another reason I came out of fanfic retirement. Everything they write is both hot and sweet and I wanna live up to that as a writer.
Pairing: Din Djarin x F!Reader x Cobb Vanth
Summary: In a city called Mos Pelgo, soon to be named Freetown, a Marshal, a Mandalorian, and a Guild member sit for a drink. They also sit with a question - how to get rid of the adrenaline coursing through their veins, remnants of tearing a krayt dragon in two.
You have some ideas.
Word Count: 8.8k
Warnings: Holy Hell E, 18+ Smut, MINORS DNI, Threesome, descriptions of male and female bodies, PiV sex, fingering, oral sex (m and f receiving), anal play, rimming, cum eating, creampie, unprotected sex (reader is on birth control), donât be a fool wrap your tool, fingers in mouths, rough sex, everyoneâs a switch and everyone is bi, m/m, m/m/f, m/f, The Helmet Comes Off, slight sensory deprivation, a dash of feelings.
Notes: As promised, to celebrate 162 followers (WHAT) and an early April Fool's Day, a piece of absolute smutty smutness. After the throwaway line in Good Company about how hot it would be to watch Mando and Vanth fight over armor, this leapt out of me.
This fic is NOT set in my ongoing I Think of You series. Though the reader character there might have had a dream or two like thisâŚI was a whore for Timothy Oliphant long before I tumbled into Pedro Pascal, and what I wouldnât give to be in that hunk sandwich.
Posted in its entirety on AO3, heed the warnings! I'm including my Mando taglist but if this isn't your cup of tea scroll along friend!
*drops fic on the ground and runs like it's a live grenade*
The aftermath of S2EP1: The Marshal.
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One advantage of not really having a strong sense of gender identity is that youâre very [shrug emoji] about how people gender you. Sometimes people call me by she/her pronouns and sometimes they go with he/him pronouns and on the internet people often default to they/them, and neither option is entirely right but also, fuck if I know what would be right, and I donât particularly care. Therefore Iâm perfectly happy to outsource my gender identity to the people around me who actually need to figure out which box to put me in. I donât need to talk about myself in third person, so really my pronouns sound like a you problem.
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