If You Get Run Over By The Popemobile And Die, Do You Go Straight To Heaven?

He truly is atomic, holy crap.

If humans are so good, why isn't there humans 2?

Monkeys within the next billion years:

Yesterday, I forgot the word neurotypical. I didn't say anything funny, i just said non-neurodivergent

istg if i see ONE more FUCKING POLITICAL AD ACCOUNT on my for you i will LOSE IT

What happens if I reject gender completely?

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

Last night, I had a dream that there was a Hatsune Miku crossover event in Arknights, but instead of just playing the game to get the unit, you had to go to a Miku concert. Either that, or it was just a dream about me going to a Miku concert.

I've got some weird future sight or something and I get deja vu sometimes. It's become quite annoying.

"I can change my future" mfs be like: "You will never amount to anythi-" "NUH UH"

Why aren't there more mangas like this? It would legit be so funny. "What's it like here?" "It's pretty cozy." "How do you make money?" "Try buying a slave." "A what?" "A slave." "And let me guess, women don't have rights either?" "I don't see a reason why they should?" "I'm gonna activate the strongest skill of my world." "A-And what's that?" "The peaceful protest."

the king has a large problem. The hero that was summoned thinks slavery is "a bad thing" and women "should have rights"

Just watched the first 5 episodes of Steins;Gate

The story is still all coming together but MAN did it hurt my brain