If humans are so good, why isn't there humans 2?
Monkeys within the next billion years:
I've got some weird future sight or something and I get deja vu sometimes. It's become quite annoying.
...fine. I'll write, inspiration man.
You were the healer—the last light of your party. But now your final ally dies in your arms, and there’s no one left to save. The enemy jeers, calling you useless. You look up, eyes hollow and black. The light is gone. The Void answers. You're no longer a cleric. You're something far worse.
hate all the phrases that are sex-coded fr. The other day I was telling a friend “I just want more physical intimacy” and had to be like “fuck wait no” because I literally just want to be able to wrap my arms around my friends from behind and play with their hands or hair and have them come up behind me and tuck their chins over my head. “I want to sleep with you” but I literally mean I want to. Sleep. In the same bed. With you. Cuddling. Why is everything so difficult I am killing everyone
Guys don't be fooled by Taco Tuesday, Lord Business is planning to Kragle everyone guys please listen I'm not crazy
HELP i counldnt sleep at ALL last night and im STILL not tired what the FUCK do i DO AAAAHHH
i wasnt even on my computer AT ALL and STILL couldnt sleep
6 HOURS of LYING IN BED and just NOT SLEEPING FUUUUU-
I think it's kinda funny how Pinkie Pie has canonically fucked
"Aww, da wittle baby has a sewvant fwom hell, I'm so pwoud of you"
You’re in the habit of repeating your baby’s gibberish back to them. Today, a portal opens in your sitting room, and a demon pops out saying, ‘yes, master?’
Yesterday, I forgot the word neurotypical. I didn't say anything funny, i just said non-neurodivergent
I write. Play game. Read necronomicon. Normal human activites.Pfp and banner are not mine.
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