Behold, One Tiny Alien Baby Kitten.

Teachers: I’ll be productive today after school.

Teachers after school:

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green

Working in a university is wild because in the same shift I can go from grading student papers to literally transcribing journal entries about a man's sexual experiences from the 1700s (literally its just bad, fuck that guy).

Tbh relationship goals, I gave my bf a dead millipede once

gave my gf a dead butterfly yesterday

My gay historian ass remembering valentines day is just a commercialized evolution of lupercalia bc the Roman's executed two guys with the name valentine on Feb 14th in separate years, and that it can literally be anything you want bc modern valentines day in itself is a reimagining of a reimagining of a brutal fertility festival.

People will say they hate valentine's day bc "it's too commercialized" but say halloween is their favorite holiday w the same breath. It's the color pink all over again 😑

enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar