The Next Line Of Happy Meal Toys Will Be Based On The Unibomber

under quarantine? try crochet

always wanted to learn how to crochet a hat or a sock but never had the time? now you do! crocheting is super easy once you get the hang of it and is super addicting and fun! its a fun thing to do with your hands while listening to a podcast, watching a tv show, or even listening to music! its also a good way to make handmade gifts for friends or family while passing the time!

i def recommend watching the videos before attempting to follow along just to make sure you have an idea of what to expect!

how to pick out yarn and needles: video | written guide

how to: begin (video), do a single row (video), how to make more complicated stitches (video), magic circle (video) and how to increase the magic circle (video)

basic patterns for clothing: beanie using only a chain stitch (video) (video), simple socks (video) (video), basic blanket (video) (video) (girdle stitch blanket) (tunisian stitch blanket), sweater (video)(video)

how to make a pompom (cats LOVE these) 

fun things (may require some beads or different colored yarn): flower , heart , octopus , cat , whale , dog and cat , houseplant , cactus , bunny

useful things: kitchen scrubber , bath poof , house slippers

Family.

LUKE IS MY SON AND IF ANY OF YOU DISRESPECT HIM ILL CRY WHILE BEATING YOU UP

Demon Big Brothers bonding with Baby Angel

What a time to be alive (=´◡`=)

The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, March 10, 1897

sure! maybe the u.s. lied about and/or caused mass death in japan, china, korea, the ussr, guatemala, indonesia, cuba, congo, peru, laos, vietnam, cambodia, grenada, lebanon, libya, el salvador, nicaragua, iran, panama, iraq, kuwait, somalia, bosnia, sudan, afghanistan, pakistan, bulgaria, macedonia, bahamas, cuba again, south africa, bolivia, marshall islands, greece, portugal, philippines, ecuador, albania, argentina, angola, jamaica, indonesia, seychelles, haiti, guyana, chad, thailand, algeria, brazil, dominican republic, ghana, mexico, uruguay, colombia, chile, russia, venezuela, yugoslavia, palestine, yemen, cuba again, the u.s. itself........ but! ....and hear me out here..... maybe this time they're telling the truth & they really have the interests of people and democracy at heart :)

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

The shadow makes it look like he has a lil witches hat

Ruddy turnstone … Indian River Inlet, Delaware … 10/24/21

Please keep your cats inside; some of us are bummed we never got to see a flightless passerine species before literally all of them got exterminated by cats