LUKE IS MY SON AND IF ANY OF YOU DISRESPECT HIM ILL CRY WHILE BEATING YOU UP

Gale of Waterdeep

sure! maybe the u.s. lied about and/or caused mass death in japan, china, korea, the ussr, guatemala, indonesia, cuba, congo, peru, laos, vietnam, cambodia, grenada, lebanon, libya, el salvador, nicaragua, iran, panama, iraq, kuwait, somalia, bosnia, sudan, afghanistan, pakistan, bulgaria, macedonia, bahamas, cuba again, south africa, bolivia, marshall islands, greece, portugal, philippines, ecuador, albania, argentina, angola, jamaica, indonesia, seychelles, haiti, guyana, chad, thailand, algeria, brazil, dominican republic, ghana, mexico, uruguay, colombia, chile, russia, venezuela, yugoslavia, palestine, yemen, cuba again, the u.s. itself........ but! ....and hear me out here..... maybe this time they're telling the truth & they really have the interests of people and democracy at heart :)

Dennis Fast 

i put my snail on my keyboard and this is what he typed

trans rights

literally my favorite type of tweet

That’s me in the corner! That’s me in the cor

ner!

Losing my re-

corner!

Trying    c o r n e r       t h a t ’ s     m

Territories where married gay couples can buy rifles to protect their marijuana plants.

by u/born_in_cyberspace

i was talking to one of my coworkers about my trip and she asked me where i was going and i said austria and she looked at me all confused and then she said “like…austria-hungary?” and i wasn’t quite sure how to break it to her

(I know Prosciutto could've used Grateful Dead but sssssssshhhhhhh maybe in this universe they don't know Gio has a Stand or something)

(but actually i just wanted to give ham man a snek gun)